Open Fridge
Found On: Bay Area Craigslist
NO WARRANTY. AS IS. NO DELIVERY.
As is? Do you promise? Because if I show up for this behemoth and find that bottle of white zin and collection of off-brand energy drinks are gone, my afternoon plans will be shot in the ass.
Junktown Jerky Vendor as-is appliance, as-is, unwieldy
Looks like a shelf, and sure as hell can’t keep anything cold.