Red Couch
Found On: Bay Area Craigslist
The post describes this as a couch, but it could just as easily have said “Free Bigfoot” or “Free Loch Ness Monster.”
It’s hard to get a good shot of a frightened couch, as it flees into the night.
Junktown Jerky Vendor Spooky blurry, couch, entity, furniture, supernatural
I think we had an infestation of those things last summer. They were swarming the backyard. A few sprays of pesticide did the trick.
It’s an optical illusion. In order to see a couch you have to stare at the center of the photograph for 60 seconds, then quickly turn your gaze toward a couch.
Lol, took me awhile to make the figure out, looked like a Picasso childs play toy, or torture device. I could use a free bigfoot though.
I caught a red couch in the park a few days ago, but it got away. And you know, it looked just like that. Only slightly more couchlike. That is, it didn’t look like a monster taking a swing at me.
“It’s hard to get a good shot of a frightened couch, as it flees into the night.”
LMFAO. This site is seriously THE funniest site I’ve stumbled upon in awhile.
@rookgaroo
Nah, takes too long. Here’s an easier way. Stare deeply into the center of the picture. Close one eye, and unfocus. Then close the other eye, and imagine a couch.
Too true. I’ve shared it with a handful of friend already. @Overkill
Who would want a free couch, anyway? What on earth would there have to be wrong with it for it to be given away?
Perhaps it killed someone. Yeah, that would fit. And it’s on the run.
@nameless
Which would also explain the fleeing.
Hey, I have a couch that looks exactly like that!
I heard this pic was faked and that it was just a cardboard cutout of a red couch cleverly placed in a peat bog.
Ah! The elusive cycloptic sofa!
i think it got drunk, if you look closely it looks like theres a beer bottle and its top part looks like a hand
God help me -I can’t stop laughing!
Pancakes? with a pat of butter? Cleverly disguised as a couch? I’ve got my Halloween costume figured out now!
and in response to nameless and Indigo of Grammaria
I think i can see a body in the background…
it looks like theres two fang marks on the body’s neck… no wait thats just the volume and channel control buttons imprinted onto it
What part of that looks like a settee?
Damn, I almost spat my lunch at the monitor laughing! Many thanks.
It looks like one of those blurry photos you would see on “In Search Of…” Leonard Nimoy voice over: “Joesph Schmekel took this image of what he claims is the Flying Dutchman couch while driving down Interstate 40. Science has been unable to decipher what this really is.”
I could imagine a couch being depicted there… – if it wasn’t for the strange shiny square. Maybe it’s a cat’s eye. That would explain the blurryness: It’s just a couch jogging through the park for recreational purposes.. during nightfall…