Skateboard Ramp
May 21st, 2009
Found on: Bay Area Craigslist
For the parent who wants his child dead, but can’t bring himself to pull the trigger: an indirect filicidal device – the deeply damaged skateboard ramp.
“You go have fun, Jesse. Daddy picked you up a skateboard ramp.”
“It looks a little old, Daddy.”
“Every little boy wants a skateboard ramp, Jesse. Daddy got you one. Go play.”
“It’s cracked and broken and has holes in it, Daddy.”
“Tony Hawk could handle it Jesse. You do want to be like Tony Hawk, don’t you?”
“Yeees.”
“Now take your skateboard and go play.”
“Oookay. Where’s my helmet?”
“Helmets are for girls, Jesse. You’re not a girl, are you?”
“Noooo.”
“Oh, and be sure to give your brother a turn.”
I must say my good man, this is genius!!!
All these ads and especially your commentary makes me crack up endlessly.
Nice job!
(This was so hilarious that I simply HAD to comment)
Dare you ride…. THE HAUNTED SKATEBOARD RAMP? OF DEATH?!!?!
(All turns $5, must sign liability waiver before use)
Also with *Deathslot technology
amazing stuff thanx
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