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Trampoline

INAD-Trampoline
Found On: Bay Area Craigslist

Not the first trampoline we’ve noted, but the first featuring exciting new DeathSlot* technology.

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11 Responses to “Trampoline”

  1. Gregory says:

    Pretty funny. Still, I think that’s actually water running reflecting what’s above the trampoline.

  2. Teh_Juggernaut says:

    Obviously @Gregory has never owned a trampoline. Water doesn’t pool on the surface like that. Also, I think it might be shooped.

  3. Darf Nader says:

    @Gregory
    Um, no. It’s a tear.

    I also like how it is sitting on bricks, as if to say “wait… you JUMP on these things? This is a DECORATIVE trampoline, sorry if there was any confusion.”

  4. rookgaroo says:

    First come, takes her away. Please be prepared to sign a waiver.

  5. Jules says:

    LMAO when I read the caption… Thanks for that! :)

  6. Matthew says:

    It’s pretty terrible that they couldn’t bother to level the ground at all before placing the tramp. But then they had to go and jump in their high heels to look cool.

  7. Karen says:

    I don’t think it’s ’shopped or faked…what I’m amazed at is that they’re selling/giving away a boatload of rusty springs and some pipes. Maybe someone could come up with a smashing running trampoline with the bits. A 5′ dia jumprope trampoline perhaps?

  8. Steven James Scott says:

    I’m crying from laughing. Noone understands why this is so fucking funny. I think it’s a trampoline thing.

  9. Meghan says:

    “Gramma’s good ol’ stichin’ method should patch that right up! I’ll take it!”

    I feel like the original description said “BRICKS NOT INCLUDED.”

    How do you even DO that to a trampoline? I mean…it’s not just a hole…but a massive SLIT. It’s like someone wanted to give it a mouth, and didn’t realize until halfway through cutting it that the trampoline wouldn’t work anymore.

    I also find it interesting that the only visible green grass is under the trampoline. What are these people doing to their lawn?

  10. Goofy says:

    “… featuring exciting new DeathSlot* technology”.

    Ah, my sides hurt – I know where to come to cheer myself up now! Love it.

  11. who put the large rip in the matting where can you get those replaced ?

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