Odd Shoes
May 29th, 2009
Found On: Phoenix Craigslist
A fun game to play when looking at free classifieds is “What is the Most Worthless Item?” or “WIMWI” as we in the biz call it. You’ll think you have it all figured out with, say, a punctured bicycle tire or a shredded chair, but then something like this comes along. Unmatched shoes. Top that. I’m guessing it’s at least three days before you can.
Not if you’re a guy with one leg.
Should state “real shoes stolen from the holocaust museum”
this could be a fetish thing!
Seems like a lot of people don’t post here anymore
Maybe someone could paint maps of Middle Earth on these.
@Jeff Zarge
Dam- I was thinking along these lines when I went to post.
The Nazi’s piled shoes of their victims.
Worthless item(s)? My sister in law once gifted us with a bagful of old, scratched swimmming goggles. With no straps. What she thought we’d do with them remains a mystery.
Could be cool for a guy with a broken leg.
Put ‘em in the trebuchet and launch them at W
How did this person even come to acquire an entire box of mismatched shoes, anyway?
You could give it to some kind of holocaust museum, plastic shoes not dating back then
could generate a lot of new stories and result in calling visitors who refuse to believe in fables a “Nazi”.
That happened to me when I was in Auschwitz and asked why they have unpaired shoes raised on
the angle so it looks more and surrounded by mirrors to look even more.