House Plant
Found On: Appleton Craigslist
Free house plant. Not sure the variety. The pot is NOT included.
Well, I can see why you wouldn’t want to part with that pot. Sweet piece of ceramics there. So what is included? That seems to leave a bit of dirt. And a plant corpse. I’ll be right over
Stephen as-is as-is, garden, unlikely takers
Some one should get a azz whupping for posting this. Unless I could speculate for gold in that thar dirt, this should not be posted.
I believe Appleton is a college town, and that plant does appear about 2 days from smokeability…..
There’s only one species of plant that anyone would drive to someone’s home to take without the pot IF IT WAS HEALTHY.
This is not that species of plant, nor is it healthy.
…I’m thinking the pot being smoked by the poster is what is not included…
KW
i just discovered this site today. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!!!
Me too, this is the funniest site I have seen in a LONG time lol
Poor plant just needs some love…
Poor plant just needs some WATER. I’ve always wondered how people manage to kill plants. They require: soil, water, and light. It’s simple.
haven’t laughed that hard in quite a while.
I cannot stop laughing.
“Please drive across town to take out my garbage for me. For free. And leave the pot, dammit, I ain’t a millionaire.”
looks pretty dead to me…no love can fix that…
@surreal squirrel
This miserable wretch has had too much love, the kind of sick, twisted ‘tough love’ thats alien to the plant world. Talk to your plant? If it could talk back it would say “NO”. Play music to your plant? if so I assume it’s ‘Nurse With Wound’ or ‘Throbbing Gristle’.