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	<title>Comments on: House Plant</title>
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	<description>Free. It's a Four Letter Word.</description>
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		<title>By: bevinkacon</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/03/funny-classifieds-house-plant/comment-page-1/#comment-4505</link>
		<dc:creator>bevinkacon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-856&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@surreal squirrel &lt;/a&gt; 

This miserable wretch has had too much love, the kind of sick, twisted &#039;tough love&#039; thats alien to the plant world.  Talk to your plant? If it could talk back it would say &quot;NO&quot;.  Play music to your plant? if so I assume it&#039;s &#039;Nurse With Wound&#039; or &#039;Throbbing Gristle&#039;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-856" rel="nofollow">@surreal squirrel </a> </p>
<p>This miserable wretch has had too much love, the kind of sick, twisted &#8216;tough love&#8217; thats alien to the plant world.  Talk to your plant? If it could talk back it would say &#8220;NO&#8221;.  Play music to your plant? if so I assume it&#8217;s &#8216;Nurse With Wound&#8217; or &#8216;Throbbing Gristle&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: HunHoney</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/03/funny-classifieds-house-plant/comment-page-1/#comment-3460</link>
		<dc:creator>HunHoney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 08:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>looks pretty dead to me...no love can fix that...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>looks pretty dead to me&#8230;no love can fix that&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: perdidobandido</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/03/funny-classifieds-house-plant/comment-page-1/#comment-1174</link>
		<dc:creator>perdidobandido</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Please drive across town to take out my garbage for me. For free. And leave the pot, dammit, I ain&#039;t a millionaire.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Please drive across town to take out my garbage for me. For free. And leave the pot, dammit, I ain&#8217;t a millionaire.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: facehurts</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/03/funny-classifieds-house-plant/comment-page-1/#comment-1113</link>
		<dc:creator>facehurts</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I cannot stop laughing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I cannot stop laughing.</p>
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		<title>By: hungry</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/03/funny-classifieds-house-plant/comment-page-1/#comment-1044</link>
		<dc:creator>hungry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haven&#039;t laughed that hard in quite a while.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haven&#8217;t laughed that hard in quite a while.</p>
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		<title>By: Overkill</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/03/funny-classifieds-house-plant/comment-page-1/#comment-882</link>
		<dc:creator>Overkill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poor plant just needs some WATER. I&#039;ve always wondered how people manage to kill plants. They require: soil, water, and light. It&#039;s simple.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor plant just needs some WATER. I&#8217;ve always wondered how people manage to kill plants. They require: soil, water, and light. It&#8217;s simple.</p>
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		<title>By: surreal squirrel</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/03/funny-classifieds-house-plant/comment-page-1/#comment-856</link>
		<dc:creator>surreal squirrel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poor plant just needs some love...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor plant just needs some love&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: roflmao</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/03/funny-classifieds-house-plant/comment-page-1/#comment-784</link>
		<dc:creator>roflmao</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Me too, this is the funniest site I have seen in a LONG time lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Me too, this is the funniest site I have seen in a LONG time lol</p>
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		<title>By: ike</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/03/funny-classifieds-house-plant/comment-page-1/#comment-690</link>
		<dc:creator>ike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i just discovered this site today.  I haven&#039;t laughed this hard in a long time!!!  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i just discovered this site today.  I haven&#8217;t laughed this hard in a long time!!!  <img src='http://itemnotasdescribed.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Kyle Weiss</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/03/funny-classifieds-house-plant/comment-page-1/#comment-626</link>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Weiss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...I&#039;m thinking the pot being smoked by the poster is what is not included...

KW</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;I&#8217;m thinking the pot being smoked by the poster is what is not included&#8230;</p>
<p>KW</p>
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