Thirty-Six Foot Camper
June 5th, 2009
Found On: Appleton Craigslist
Free 36′ trailer/camper. There is no title. There are no lights on the trailer. We do not guaranty this item is legal to be on the road. We have not noticed any leaking. Not sure of the age.
Fantastic! I’ve been looking for a place to bring my victims. The trunk of my Jetta is just a bit too full, and really doesn’t give me much room to work. Have you ever tried to torture someone in a 12 cubic foot space? Not easy, believe me. This will give me a little more elbow room. And the looks in their eyes as we approach this thing will be priceless. I’ve really been wanting something that says “evildoer’s lair.” Man, it’ll feel like a “Saw” movie or something. My Jetta just didn’t give off the same vibe.
Someone died in there. I can just see the “unexplainable” stains on the carpets and walls.
Free….just the price I was looking for….Charity, sweet Charity…someone is gonna get to heaven on this gift!
If it comes with a hockey mask and a machete, I’ll take it!
If it comes with a hockey mask and a machete, I’ll take it!
being in insurance, i hereby insure this safe, nonhazardous, asbestos-free intact dwelling.
that couch on the previous page would go perfect in here.
That’s not a ‘trailer/camper’, it’s a trailer/mobile home. That thing is a house, not a temporary shelter for camping. It was meant to be parked somewhere for years and lived in. There is no title because it is a house. There are no lights because it is a house. It is definitely not street legal unless being towed by a semi with a ‘WIDE LOAD’ sign on the bumper. This guy either has no clue or is trying to unload it on the gullible.
I drive a Jetta, and we actually bought it from a guy who had died. Well, his relatives actually. Got it really cheap too. For swedes there is an other funfact; it is called ‘Laban’ by my father. Though out old Jetta looked more “I have people in the trunk and this car is haunted by the previous owner” this one is ghostly clean. :O But we ain’t selling it. Where to put my victims then?
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Oh my god. This trailer, or at least one JUST like it sits near a campground in Central MN. And people lived in it. I’m pretty sure its not the same one, cause I think they built an addition on the one in MN, (yes Virginia, we build additions onto our mobile homes. Sometimes we connect two or three of them together.)
But it sure brings back memories of seeing this old thing on the road near my house. I was sure that some serial killer lived there.
Actually, mobile homes and double wides have Titles. A double wide has 2…one for each half. If it has to be driven to the location, it has a title.
That is definitely a great place for body storage though! I wouldn’t mind taking my victims out there some time for a little pre-murder fun! Mwahahahhahahaha.
Hahahahaha!!! Oh man, I can’t stop laughing after reading that commentary. Just found this site today from a link on Failblog and this is some of the funniest stuff I have seen on the intenet in a long time.
I want this trailer so badly! I just have to keep reciting “It puts the lotion on its skin” in the mirror until I get it right.
haha.. I used to live very close to Appleton.
this place is definately perfect for throwing back in the woods, keeping a few kidnapped children and young women in there.. all tied up, with the windows boarded. just perfect.
Wasn’t this trailer where Laura Palmer got murdered in Twin Peaks? A real David Lynch movie prop at a bargain price!
IT IS A KNOWN FACT THAT PUTTING-EVEN A BRAND NEW-MOBILE HOME ON YOUR PROPERTY WILL DE-VALUE THE PROPERTY. THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T EVEN GIVE’EM AWAY!! IMAGINE IF PATRICK BATEMAN HAD HAD ONE OF THESE! (AMERICAN PSYCHO). CHEAP MOVIE SET FOR YOUR NEXT BLAIR WITCH PROJECT!! (SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS, I’M JUST SOOOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS!)
srsly??? I just comment how the Railroad Car was from season two of Dexter. Is this is from the junk yard double murder episode? Do they know the props guy is getting rid of this stuff?
The travellers down the road would kill for a trailer like that.
[...] some days, instead of dealing with the whole body, you just want to head over to the ol’ victim storage space and quickly access a few pre-removed parts. Me? I keep a jar of eyes just behind a bag full of [...]