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1 brand new/sealed bottle of Emerald Greens with exp date of 2002, plus other partially used – free to pick up at my home.

Expiration date 2002? That’s awhile ago, right? Seven years? Have they done studies to find out the effect of expiration on these things? If I take these pills that expired seven years ago, might I break out in a rash? Might my colon expand to fill my entire body? Could I become something like a werewolf? Might I develop peculiar new behaviors akin to Tourette’s Syndrome, but even more drastic? You don’t know? Because no one in history has ever ingested a seven-year-expired colon cleanse pill? So I’d be the first person ever to do so? I’d be . . . experimenting? With my colon? The only colon I have? Connected to the only stomach, lungs, heart, brain, etc., that I have? Supporting the only life I have? But it’s free? Well, OK, why not, my colon likes surprises.

Nit Picker as-is expired, unsafe