Dog House
June 10th, 2009
Found On: Huntsville Craigslist
How disappointed are you in your dog? Has housetraining been a failure? Are your shoes all involuntarily “open toe”? Is he eating your lunch while you’re reading this? Here’s a way to express your dissatisfaction. A “correction” of sorts. Set this out in the back yard, and let him know he has a new home. A sad home. A desperately unpleasant home. A dog with any sense will quickly straighten up. Any dog without sense should be in this doghouse anyway. “Dog Whisperer”-approved? No, but it is free. Though I suppose corporal punishment is, too.
I like that they built it with a tiny porch and an awning, but couldn’t be bothered to make a complete roof.
Yeah, if the roof was an actual roof, it wouldn’t be so bad. Not aesthetically pleasing by any means, but not bad. We always actually planned our doghouse building experience, and painted it nicely.
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Wow. I feel sorry for the dog of whoever decides this thing is a good find.
Owner: “Lookit buy, I gots a new doggy house for ya!”
Dog: *Looks at doghouse, looks at owner, pisses on owner’s leg and runs away*