Small Table
June 22nd, 2009
Found On: Honolulu Craigslist
free small round table, ugly but ok w/ a table cloth. Table only.
The table-in-motion effect really ups the desirability of this thing. I sense that I could integrate this table seamlessly into my active lifestyle. It could be my running partner, or join me at the gym. “Feel the burn, little table, feel the burn.” And afterwards? Man, there’s no place I’d rather set my Michelob Ultra. From what the ads tell me, that’s an energy drink.
I’m hearing choirs of heavenly angels on high!
Free table, slightly haunted. Ghost of ex-wife occasionally appears and gripes about stains due to lack of coaster use.
you could cover a lot of these items with a table cloth and they wouldn’t look so ugly – good suggestion
you know you’ve spent too much time on the free sections of craigslist when that table starts too look like a good get. A coat of spray paint and no one would know how ugly it had been.
What really bothers me is you can’t tell at all what size this is. There seems to be a couch directly behind it which would make this table enormous. Plus is there a bite taken out of it??
It looks like it’s levitating…
“Free table, haunted by the ghost of Houdini!”
That might also explain the fact that it looks like it’s glowing, which is kinda creepy. And it’s not just the glowing, flying, there’s-a-chunk-missing-out-of-me-ness that’s disturbing. Look how long the legs are! It looks like it might come to life and chase someone down or something.
Someone call the Exorcist, please!
@K
It was a wild night, don’t ask.
(”Dinosaurs” reference too dated?)
is it just me? or it really does look like the moon…
in that case, sure, it should be moving, why not?
Table only….dang. I was hoping they’d throw in the area rug too.