Free Bited!
June 28th, 2009
Found On: Miami Craigslist
Free Bited never used it. e-mail me for address,thnx
Despite the fact that bidets are all but non-existent in the U.S., this is the second one we’ve seen being given away. Both claimed not to have been used. Who buys an incredibly obscure appliance, then takes it home and doesn’t install it? Is there some sort of bidet-ambition that grabs hold of people, who are then stopped dead by the harsh realities of bidet ownership? “I love the French. I want to live like the French. But I don’t want to shoot water at my ass. I just don’t.” This may also explain the Freudian slip of “bited.” You wanna be French, but not enough to learn a new word.
Bited, my ass! That was no Freudian! She forgot to add “correctly” at the end of the first sentence…