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	<title>Comments on: Martha Stewart&#8217;s Pork Meatballs</title>
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	<description>Free. It's a Four Letter Word.</description>
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		<title>By: Gourmet Food</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/29/funny-classifieds-martha-stewarts-pork-meatballs/comment-page-1/#comment-12520</link>
		<dc:creator>Gourmet Food</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thanks for that</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thanks for that</p>
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		<title>By: Autozubeh</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/29/funny-classifieds-martha-stewarts-pork-meatballs/comment-page-1/#comment-3113</link>
		<dc:creator>Autozubeh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 05:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That</p>
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		<title>By: Auto hifi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Auto hifi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Keep working ,great job!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keep working ,great job!</p>
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		<title>By: TT</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/29/funny-classifieds-martha-stewarts-pork-meatballs/comment-page-1/#comment-2313</link>
		<dc:creator>TT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL @ &quot;free to a good home&quot;. Is a good home one where they&#039;ll be eaten and give the eater horrific food poisoning, or one who&#039;ll save the neighborhood from a possible health hazard and chuck them in the Dumpster? Or maybe a good home is one where the person throws these things in the freezer and then completely forgets about them for a year, by which time they&#039;ve welded to the side of the freezer?

I find it funny that this person ate a whole pack even though they allegedly taste too &quot;porky&quot;. If that&#039;s the case why did they make themselves eat the whole pack? 

And how the hell does pork taste too porky? What else is it supposed to taste like, chocolate?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL @ &#8220;free to a good home&#8221;. Is a good home one where they&#8217;ll be eaten and give the eater horrific food poisoning, or one who&#8217;ll save the neighborhood from a possible health hazard and chuck them in the Dumpster? Or maybe a good home is one where the person throws these things in the freezer and then completely forgets about them for a year, by which time they&#8217;ve welded to the side of the freezer?</p>
<p>I find it funny that this person ate a whole pack even though they allegedly taste too &#8220;porky&#8221;. If that&#8217;s the case why did they make themselves eat the whole pack? </p>
<p>And how the hell does pork taste too porky? What else is it supposed to taste like, chocolate?</p>
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		<title>By: SgtArky</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/29/funny-classifieds-martha-stewarts-pork-meatballs/comment-page-1/#comment-2056</link>
		<dc:creator>SgtArky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:04:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DO NOT WANT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DO NOT WANT!</p>
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/29/funny-classifieds-martha-stewarts-pork-meatballs/comment-page-1/#comment-937</link>
		<dc:creator>Amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 00:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, the scary thing is those meatballs come from Ikea. Ikea does not have a store in Alaska nor do they ship here....I saw that ad a while back....ew</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, the scary thing is those meatballs come from Ikea. Ikea does not have a store in Alaska nor do they ship here&#8230;.I saw that ad a while back&#8230;.ew</p>
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		<title>By: karlinmn</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/29/funny-classifieds-martha-stewarts-pork-meatballs/comment-page-1/#comment-125</link>
		<dc:creator>karlinmn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps she meant &quot;plasticky&quot; instead of &quot;porky&quot;...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps she meant &#8220;plasticky&#8221; instead of &#8220;porky&#8221;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: derailer</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/29/funny-classifieds-martha-stewarts-pork-meatballs/comment-page-1/#comment-92</link>
		<dc:creator>derailer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>+1 for tossing the plastic bag in a frying pan for presentation.  Good homes will come running. I&#039;m sure.
Might as well just turn on the burner and melt that polymer sack.  Feel free to shoot yourself while you&#039;re at it.  I&#039;m sure some good home will come by for your free corpse... Besides, how else are we supposed to feed grandpa?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>+1 for tossing the plastic bag in a frying pan for presentation.  Good homes will come running. I&#8217;m sure.<br />
Might as well just turn on the burner and melt that polymer sack.  Feel free to shoot yourself while you&#8217;re at it.  I&#8217;m sure some good home will come by for your free corpse&#8230; Besides, how else are we supposed to feed grandpa?</p>
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		<title>By: Erin</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/29/funny-classifieds-martha-stewarts-pork-meatballs/comment-page-1/#comment-88</link>
		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just can&#039;t stop laughing.  Maybe she finds home for all those holiday cheeseballs too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just can&#8217;t stop laughing.  Maybe she finds home for all those holiday cheeseballs too.</p>
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		<title>By: Penthaldarian</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/29/funny-classifieds-martha-stewarts-pork-meatballs/comment-page-1/#comment-87</link>
		<dc:creator>Penthaldarian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Stupid Marth Stewart making pork meatballs taste porky... How dare she!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stupid Marth Stewart making pork meatballs taste porky&#8230; How dare she!</p>
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