Two For One
June 30th, 2009

Found On: York Craigslist By: Josh B
HEY, IT’S FREE!!!!
OK, so “free” now excuses all flaws? I’m supposed to forgive – nay, welcome – a crippled trampoline crammed into a dreary pool (itself already hosting what appears to be a flourishing weed garden) because it’s free? To my knowledge, every fatal disease ever contracted on Earth has been “free.” No one, however, has ever said: “this cough will kill me by morning, but at least I got a phenomenal deal on it.”



If that trampoline’s outer frame is aluminum, that’d be worth taking for the scrap metal.
You think it’s worth the gas to drive over and pick it up? I think there are easier was to scrounge money.
ive been looking for a poolpoline for years!
It’s the leftovers from a failed run at America’s Funniest Home Videos. Sadly, bubba didn’t land on his crotch, he just cleared the pool, caught his ankles on the lip and smashed his face in on the pavement…not nearly as funny.
Tramapoline! Trampopoline!