Free Boat And Trailer
Found On: Maine Craigslist
By: Jesse S
READ ENTIRE POST PLEASE..I’m reposting this boat because I want to be very specific. This boat is a complete piece of crap!! it’s fiberlass and has been in the yard for twenty years. The trailor is a complete piece of crap as well!!!! it has no wheels and is very rusty. You will not be able to tow this home. If you are interested in fixing the trailor in my yard please don’t respond to this post. Please only respond if your positive you want to do this. I’m not interested in responding to 30 people for somthing I’m giving away. Sorry if I sound grumpy but I’ve had a bunch of people jerk me around on this. Thanks
Wow, this person could market this post as a universal fill-in-the-blank free classified template. Or maybe a “Madlib.” Really, what wouldn’t fit?
“READ ENTIRE POST PLEASE..I’m reposting this [noun] because I want to be very specific. This [noun] is a complete piece of crap!! it’s [adjective] and has been in the yard for twenty years. The [noun] is a complete piece of crap as well!!!! it has no [noun] and is very [adjective]. You will not be able to tow this home. If you are interested in fixing the [noun] in my yard please don’t respond to this post. Please only respond if your positive you want to do this. I’m not interested in responding to 30 people for somthing I’m giving away. Sorry if I sound grumpy but I’ve had a bunch of people jerk me around on this. Thanks”
That boat is a classic Glasspar Marathon. I wish I could go get it!
Nuts, we had one of these when I was a kid. I would love to have it! Just 1300 miles away! To quote a line from Carnal Knowledge, “It’s a classic, you moron!”
So the trailer can’t be towed, yet I can’t fix it in your yard. How the heck do you expect me to get those pieces of crap out of there?
Made because I’m procrastinating my homework and it was a fun mini-project:
“READ ENTIRE POST PLEASE..I’m reposting this __(noun)__ because I want to be very specific. This __(noun)__ is a complete piece of __(expletive)__!! it’s __(type of material)__ and has been in the yard for __(number)__years. The __(noun)__is a complete piece of __(expletive)__as well!!!! it has no __(noun)__and is very__(adjective)__. You will not be able to tow this home. If you are interested in fixing the __(noun)__ in my yard please don’t respond to this post. Please only respond if your positive you want to do this. I’m not interested in responding to 30 people for somthing I’m giving away. Sorry if I sound grumpy but I’ve had a bunch of people jerk me around on this. Thanks”
Don’t respond if you want to fix up the trailer and drive it off.
Only respond if you’re positive you want to do this.
…so only respond if you happen to have access to a flatbed truck and crane assembly to lift the entire monstrosity off its dilapedated wheels? You’d have better luck selling them separately, insisting someone bring a working trailer and then breaking down and selling a broken trailer they’re welcome to toss in the back of their pickup.
Is that a dead raccoon on the windshield? No wonder people keep jerking her/him around! “So, would you mind if I just chucked that animal carcass into your garbage bin on my way out?” “NO, NO, NO, AS IS MEANS AS IS! TAKE IT, TAKE IT ALL!”