Book Shelves
July 3rd, 2009
Found On: Tuscan Craigslist
in the alley by the dumpster is a utility shelf made of wood for free. Someone left it there – please dont inquire – just come and get it.
For storing your least valuable possessions – the ones you’re openly hostile towards. “Here you go, fourth-place trophy, 2008 Fourth of July Chili Cook-Off. Enjoy your new home [mumbles obscenities].”
Better luck tomorrow.
“…please don’t inquire…”
Especially if you’re just calling to ask me if I’m out of my friggin’ mind.
What’s really hilarious is that the link says “Tuscan” and it’s really linked to “Tucson”…is it in Italy or in the USA? Mystery…
This was custom made for a slanted driveway.
What I really love is the sentence structure.
“in the alley by the dumpster is a utility shelf made of wood for free…” and the green grass grows all around, all around, and the green grass grows all around.
“please don’t inquire” is code for “Steal this from my neighbor”
If it’s by the Dumpster, that must mean someone is trying to throw it away. Why would this person want us to come out and take something that’s doomed for the dump? Seriously, I know it’s hideous, but just be patient and the nice trash people (or Bulk) will eventually come and take it away to burn it on a bonfire while everyone in the neighborhood dances and cheers. No need to inflict it on someone else because you can’t stand looking at it anymore.