Grab Bag
July 21st, 2009
Found On: Seattle Craigslist
I HAVE ALOT STOFS LIKES BIG BAGS CLOSES ALL GOOD
NEW CLOSES TO TVS.
As far as I can tell from this post, we’re expected to go pick up someone’s trash. Between the black plastic bags and the language barrier, there’s really no reason to think there’s anything in there worth getting, but I admire the attempt at salesmanship. Those ALL CAPS almost have me convinced to check out the STOFS and the CLOSES. I mean, it’s only time and gas, right? Oooh, and self-respect. I keep forgetting that.
The fuck??
Is that a red onion on the floor?
I wouldn’t stick my hand in there.
Some have closes, some have TVs?
I always keep my CLOSES and TVS in trash bags, don’t you?
As near as I can tell, those are bags of assorted clothes for transvestites. Lots of boas and sequins and fishnet items maybe.
I feel like Don Vito from Viva La Bam might have posted this.
What’s scary is, the poster probably had dozens of replies from people wanting his stofs and closes. I’ve seen offers posted on Freecycle for clothes where the poster clearly states the items have stains on them, only to see a “taken” posted not long after. People will take anything if you’re giving it away. Scary sometimes!
Is that… Is that a hand sticking out from behind the left bag?
It looks like some kind of stuffed animal lying behind there…like a monkey or something similar to that
@Lolwut.
Ha! Looks like a baby’s hand
Looks to me like Skwisgaar Skwigelf is trying to get rid of a couple bags of crap… anyone familiar with Metalocalypse may get the joke. Just say the item description in Skwisgaar’s voice.
I only see 2 bags of STOFS. They list ALOT OF STOFS. Where is the ALOT STOFS? Did they try to hide the DVD player on purpose to maybe not tempt people to take the good STOFS? I have rooms full of STOFS. I need more STOFS to add to my private collection.
I think that is a foot in there and just so no one is upset when they pick that up, it’s not a DVD player but a cable box.
Hay, who stole my stofs and giving it away for free?
I call dibs on that metallic pink soccer ball!
a few questions… is that dirty carpet or bad cobblestone? is that blue thing a deflated helium balloon? who would want a deflated helium balloon? better yet – who would keep one, and post it for free on the seattle craigslist? ok, electronic appliances – if that’s how you treat them, why would you think that anyone would want any of your “all good stofs”? finally, what’s that pink thing at the top? it appears that all this great stofs is under some kind of blanket or tarp – maybe it’s on their front driveway (hence the cobblestone) and in order to protect all this great stofs they covered it with a pink blankie!!
Didn’t I see this on CSI where there was a body in one of the bags?
@Bill
No, I keep my CLOSES and TVS on a shelf by my computer, along with a gigantic jug of bleach.
4chan is a scary place.