In 1982, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court.
July 23rd, 2009
This Listing is so freakin’ Epic I had to post it as is. – Junktown Jerky Vendor
For a crime they didn’t commit.

Found by: Horselover Phat in Portland. The Original Listing(while it lasts.)
These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Pacific Northwest underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The A Team.
1979 Ford Econoline, straight six. $999 runs great, leaks auto tranny fluid so you need to add it every now and then. Roll harder than any motherfucker on the street -includes
sticker ready to be applied by the new owner.




I’d buy that.
Wasn’t the A-TEAM van a GMC? Fail.
You are correct Jim-Bob, you are the king of A-Team trivia. I love it when a plan comes together
Didn’t it also have a spoiler?
@Robert
Yet, and a brush bar, and the front end was lowered (although it may have just been the smaller front wheels on it), and a windshield visor, and lights (4) across the top. But this one DOES have a red stripe – that isn’t even done correctly.
(Yes, I Googled up a picture of the real van)
… do want. This is my dream van. I’m not actually a serial killer, but all my friends say it’s just a matter of time.
Ah Jim-bob, I was going to point out the fact that a the ‘Team used a GMC, well if you want to watch an episode. I do not know which one has more “Van Action” in it, click on my web site link, don’t do the Pilot, it has very little van (if at all) scenes.
And the angle of the red stripe was different, it had fog lights, roof flood lights, red rims…
But other than that, yeah, it’s a dead on match.
Why would someone want to use TRANNY fluid? I’d prefer other fluids. T_T
to (drink more beer) I think what you are getting at is: it’s the same…but different.
My husband wanted to take a road trip to get this…we’re in freakin Ohio. I said NO.
Foo! It goes helluva fast! You ain’t need to be addin’ tranny fluid! It runs on milk!
I bought the van for 750$. Me and my friends drove it out to the Oregon coast that weekend. It’s been to the river a couple of times, and next adventure will be off to a desert camping spot.
I win.
Do people pay you to re-post their craigslist ads on here? it seems like you’ve helped a lot of people find buyers…
FUCK OFF! IT’S MINE NOA!
I wonder how much space it gets for severed heads…
I PITY THE FOOL WHO MAKES FUN OF MY VAN!
im still convinced thats a verizon van
Wanna date?
I roll like this cuz I aint flyin in no plane!
Another disadvantage to van leasing is that it can be difficult to calculate the annual mileage and other charges. A leased van has a set number of miles that can be accumulated on it. If the number of miles exceeds this number, the charges can be quite costly. To avoid this, it is important to accurately calculate the mileage that one does in a year. Miscalculating this can lead to heavy charges that the individual or company leasing the van was not expecting. Other charges that may be included in a lease is that the individual will have to pay for any damages to the vehicle. Although this would probably be the case should the person own the van outright, there may be some minor damages that the individual would not bother in fixing if the van were their own property?
I have a friend who’d totally buy that, whether it was 100% accurate or not.
It was an accurate listing, but not an “authentic” replica as it’s a Ford. I bought the van and we drive it around Portland. It’s fun as hell to drive and see the looks on peoples faces.
I rule.