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Compact Brush

July 29th, 2009

Funny-Classifieds-CompactBrush
Found On: Palm Springs Craigslist By: Clay H

Husband said he has waaaay too many, so here ya go! They are not new, but highly servicable.

Used brushes are easily cleaned, quickly becoming like new. Really! But you know what? No one cares about the truth about brushes. We care about how they make us feel. And a brush used by a stranger feels gross. Like, top of the gross-curve gross. So yes, a brush is a brush is a brush, but I still don’t want your brush.

Or your toothbrush. I can tell you were about to offer that, too.

Nit Picker classy ,

8 Responses to “Compact Brush”

  1. Elaine says:

    Those all look dandruffy.

  2. Why does the HUSBAND have all those brushes? I think she’s lying.

  3. maxon says:

    More importantly, why does the fold up one have no bristles?

  4. Those brushes are owned by a guy? I I bet he has highlights or frosted tips…

  5. Alice says:

    Damn I thought that was a razor in the upper-right corner.

  6. Beth says:

    @maxon

    It has bristles, they are just folded up.

  7. Mizer says:

    lice much …

  8. Gregstar says:

    yeah, really. is her husband fabio?

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