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Zip-Off Pants

August 4th, 2009

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Found On: Craigslist By: Anonymous

mens zip off pants -navy- just the lower leg part. see photo. Or perhaps they are called outdoor pants or convertible pants. They are in good shape, they just have dust on them. I don’t know what size these go to, but most likely 32 long.

It was 102 in Seattle today, and I’m betting that will never change. I’m all shorts, all the time, baby! Besides, I want everyone to be able to see my new tattoo. Pant legs are for people without something beautiful to share.

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14 Responses to “Zip-Off Pants”

  1. Bill says:

    32 long? Is that with the top or without…i’m thinking 16 short in reality

  2. beegee says:

    i’m thinking really short — in the brains dept. hellooooo? you will be attaching these to—what? and with what?
    they might make good dust rags.

  3. Matthew says:

    @beegee
    Hmmm… um, I guess you could make a cargo vest out of the cargo pocket leftovers? If you sew??! Even still, I can’t believe they’d take the time to post that crap.

  4. beegee says:

    @Matthew bwaaahaaaaa!! but they need the dust rags ….

  5. Elaine says:

    Some duct tape around the thighs and you’re all set.

  6. JD says:

    I beat they are work pants for nudest colony. Just missing long suspenders.

  7. rookgaroo says:

    Oh, no they didn’t!!!! If I match these with my leather thong and canary yellow hard hat I’ll look absolutely fabuliscious!

  8. heatherbat says:

    “mens zip off pants -navy- just the lower leg part.”
    haha, that item appears to be EXACTLY as described. my husband has like 8 pairs of these pants – they have a zipper around the knee so you can take off the lower half. if he’d ever bought any in navy, i’d be kind of amped about that listing. he keeps taking the lower half off to turn his pants into shorts for the summer, then losing them. SOMEWHERE in this house is 4 pairs of pant legs. :P

  9. Connor says:

    Well, I don’t know about free, but it’s definitely half off!

  10. Spectre514 says:

    Now wait, we have all seen shorts right? How about..Shorties! keep your groin nice and cool, while still sporting stylin pair of shorties, also keeps that dust off the trail off of you too! *Duct Tape not included

  11. oj says:

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  12. Nate says:

    I actually lost a pair of the pictured bottom half of my navy blue 32×32 old navy pants a few years ago. I figured they were long gone so I just wore them as shorts from then on. Too bad they got a grease stain on them – now they belong to the dump. …also… if they had dust on them… and the person really wanted to get rid of them… it would have made sense to wash them perhaps?

  13. yourmom says:

    WTF, they look like the ones stolen out of my locker at school. No Joke

  14. vandalfan says:

    I call them forelegs. We get dozens of pairs lying around after Cub Scout daycamp.

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