Loved Hard
August 6th, 2009
Found On: Tallahasse Craigslist By: Tim S
old couch, been loved very hard. cushions have been ripped up and one of the legs is broken. Nothing that a couch cover cant solve. will sell it for $5 or free if your totally opposed to buying it.
I’m not sure how a couch cover fixes a broken leg, but I like the end – “I want $5, but I’ll take zero.” Not the strongest bargaining position ever taken. I think I see where this is going to wind up:
Found On: Spokane Craigslist By: Nicole B.
Hey my name is alan. And i have a old couch. I havent been able to get rid off it for free so now i will pay 20 dollars to someone to take it from me.
does it come with the cat?
Nothing that a couch cover cant solve.
I agree. If by “cover” you mean about 6 feet of concrete.
if you drag it to the curb on garbage collection day, i’m sure someone will help you. but you wont get 5 bucks. and was that cat the culprit in destroying the couch? i wonder.
I shudder to think what that cat has seen.
That cat is part of the couch its custom brings value to the whole look, the couch is fitted with capicators that are recharaged as you sit upon it and the cats eyes will glow like the cat from Sabrina the teenage witch, this couch is also great for your teen daughter that has not yet lost her virginity, this thing will get it done, nothing screams nail me like this thing.
Do we want to address the creepy rust colored stains? No? C’mon! No one’s up for a game of “Name That Bodily Fluid?” Wimps…
“Been loved very hard???”
now that’s what they call a LOOOOOOOVE seat
I might be interested in the couch if the kitty comes with it. Actually, forget the stinking couch, I’d rather have the cat.
been loved very hard. gross.
So it’s been “loved hard” and its covered in cat hair? They should sweeten the deal by throwing in that leopard print rug.
I’d pay five dollars if it comes with that interesting couch decoration. It’s very life-like, and I’ve heard the very best of them shed REAL fur everywhere!
Lol I like the one where the guy is willing to pay 20 bucks for someone to get rid of it. If it didn’t cost me 40 bucks roundtrip to spokane I might do it.
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‘Been loved very hard’ I guess some couches like it that way.
I’d like to love Nit Picker really hard for making this website.
Just a recycled personal ad:
“Old maid, been loved very hard. Thighs have been cottage-cheesed up and one of my legs is broken. Nothing that a bottle of tequila cant solve. Will do anything for $5 or free if your totally opposed to running out to Amscot.”
As bad as the visible parts of the couch are, what could possibly be hiding under that blanket?
@yourmom
I live in spokane and i don’t want it
The cat bears the wide-eyed, empty stare of someone who has witnessed firsthand a couch being loved very hard.
When I first read it I thought of a Phillipino hooker. I love you hard. No shit. Buy me Honda.
This is Premo front porch furnishings. Definitely will lower property tax and keep in-laws away.
Freakin LOL!!!!
@Bip-D-Bo
Yes. And once you find your beauty, you can boff them one one of these upholstered beauties. (gag!)
Only an idiot from Tallahassee would start his bargaining with “$5.00 or free if opposed to paying for it.”
How much for the jism stains?
I would totally buy that cat for 5 bucks.
What? The ad’s for the couch?
Haha, I wonder if the cat in this picture is supposed to be the “couch cover”. Maybe they think everyone will be so busy looking at the kitty that no one will notice the horrid piece of crap it’s lying on.
At least they don’t drive a hard bargain. 5 bucks or free if I’m totally against buying it? What if I’m REALLY against taking it for free? Will you give ME 5 bucks for it? Now that’s my kind of bargaining.