Like a Rock
August 8th, 2009
Spotted by: Nit Picker inTippecanoe
I have this big rock in the back yard that I want gone. It is I good rock, doesn’t get into much trouble as it just sits there where you put it. It doesn’t talk back when you yell at it. Could be a pet rock if thats what you want. Anyway it is about 16″ tall 24″ wide and about 30″ long and It looks heavy so bring help.
The Great Dane of pet rocks, but at least it’s quiet. How many people do you think it would take to remove this? How many day laborers would I have to hire? Sounds expensive. I hope it knows some tricks.
Besides “stay.”
A good rock is hard to find!
I don’t know. Sounds like this rock has some self-esteem issues. I like my rocks with a little more confidence and, well, rocks.
“It’s a good rock” are you fucking kidding me? yeah, cuz all rocks go and trash your house and tip your garbage cans right?
well just the fact that “it looks heavy” is an indication that there is no way in hell this guy is going to attempt to “feel” this rocks heaviness
Why would anyone yell at a nice rock like that?
Why would you give such a spectacular rock away for nothing? Why not trade it for something you really need? Like a life, for instance.
It does do tricks. Sit, stay, play dead, I guess it would need some help to be able to roll over. Fetch is out of the question though.
You gotta love that he showed the rock from two angles. Like a mug shot.
Could try to burn it.
Oh, it takes real stones to try to give away a big rock.
The rock looks stoned to me. Maybe why it just lays around quietly.
um, lissen you cheap doofus… go to home depot and rent a front end loader, pick up the rock, and put it in your neighbor’s yard. or, just plant around it. sheesh. you could give it a nice fresh coat of paint. or you could just stfu.
Hi,
Where can I place my bid ?
This dudes comments suck hard core. Wanna be narrator needs to just post the item, and quit talking so much.
This made me think of the Stonehenge scene in Spinal Tap where feet and inches get confused. I wonder if the poster knows the difference. This thing could be really huge, maybe this is an aerial photo of it.
Paint 1620 on it, claim the Pilgrims landed there and sell tickets to see it.
Other than that, I’ve got nothing.
Yeah!
Feel the burn!
@bitbot
The free floating hostility that has joined this site of late is mind-boggling. MUST…BE…RIGHT…ABOUT…ROCK…ON…RANDOM…WEBSITE…
@Derelict
I’m glad someone else was making rock-related puns.
I dont know… That rock looks meaner than advertised. Im pretty sure its capable of crushing a small baby and really you never know what a rock like that might be thinking… Rocks are hard to figure out. I wonder if it gets along with other rocks? Important observations that shouldve been covered in the ad.
OMG! Diablo 2 stash rock. I want this rock.
It’s about 16” height….And requires 3 hernia surgeries to repair.
That rock looks like it has been around, someone get a lemon report.
Excellent. Now I only need a hard place…
You think they’d be upset if someone responded frankly enough to ask for a blow-job for moving that damn rock?
I think this may be their way of opening the door for a situation like that.
“Bring Help” – Does that mean fourgy?
I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say it won’t talk back if you yell at it. If it does, you either need serious mental therapy, or you need to call the Exorcist.
But you might need one (or both) of those anyways, if you decide this is a good deal. After all, only someone who’s crazy or possessed by the Devil would decide that this is simply too awesome to pass up. I mean, it’s a HUGE ROCK. For FREE.
Yeah.
Oh, I’ll bet it knows how to Play Dead.