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	<title>Comments on: Like a Rock</title>
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	<description>Free. It's a Four Letter Word.</description>
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		<title>By: GoodKitty</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/08/08/funny-classifieds-like-a-rock/comment-page-1/#comment-3417</link>
		<dc:creator>GoodKitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, I&#039;ll bet it knows how to Play Dead. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, I&#8217;ll bet it knows how to Play Dead. <img src='http://itemnotasdescribed.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: TT</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/08/08/funny-classifieds-like-a-rock/comment-page-1/#comment-2375</link>
		<dc:creator>TT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m pretty sure it&#039;s safe to say it won&#039;t talk back if you yell at it. If it does, you either need serious mental therapy, or you need to call the Exorcist.

But you might need one (or both) of those anyways, if you decide this is a good deal. After all, only someone who&#039;s crazy or possessed by the Devil would decide that this is simply too awesome to pass up. I mean, it&#039;s a HUGE ROCK. For FREE.

Yeah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s safe to say it won&#8217;t talk back if you yell at it. If it does, you either need serious mental therapy, or you need to call the Exorcist.</p>
<p>But you might need one (or both) of those anyways, if you decide this is a good deal. After all, only someone who&#8217;s crazy or possessed by the Devil would decide that this is simply too awesome to pass up. I mean, it&#8217;s a HUGE ROCK. For FREE.</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
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		<title>By: Jupitar Jolt</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/08/08/funny-classifieds-like-a-rock/comment-page-1/#comment-2116</link>
		<dc:creator>Jupitar Jolt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You think they&#039;d be upset if someone responded frankly enough to ask for a blow-job for moving that damn rock?

I think this may be their way of opening the door for a situation like that. 

&quot;Bring Help&quot; - Does that mean fourgy?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You think they&#8217;d be upset if someone responded frankly enough to ask for a blow-job for moving that damn rock?</p>
<p>I think this may be their way of opening the door for a situation like that. </p>
<p>&#8220;Bring Help&#8221; &#8211; Does that mean fourgy?</p>
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		<title>By: vandalfan</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/08/08/funny-classifieds-like-a-rock/comment-page-1/#comment-1753</link>
		<dc:creator>vandalfan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Excellent. Now I only need a hard place...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Excellent. Now I only need a hard place&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Umiami4life</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/08/08/funny-classifieds-like-a-rock/comment-page-1/#comment-1661</link>
		<dc:creator>Umiami4life</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s about 16&#039;&#039; height....And requires 3 hernia surgeries to repair.

That rock looks like it has been around, someone get a lemon report.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s about 16&#8221; height&#8230;.And requires 3 hernia surgeries to repair.</p>
<p>That rock looks like it has been around, someone get a lemon report.</p>
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		<title>By: NW</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/08/08/funny-classifieds-like-a-rock/comment-page-1/#comment-1613</link>
		<dc:creator>NW</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG! Diablo 2 stash rock. I want this rock.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG! Diablo 2 stash rock. I want this rock.</p>
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		<title>By: justyntime</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/08/08/funny-classifieds-like-a-rock/comment-page-1/#comment-1551</link>
		<dc:creator>justyntime</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I dont know... That rock looks meaner than advertised. Im pretty sure its capable of crushing a small baby and really you never know what a rock like that might be thinking... Rocks are hard to figure out. I wonder if it gets along with other rocks? Important observations that shouldve been covered in the ad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dont know&#8230; That rock looks meaner than advertised. Im pretty sure its capable of crushing a small baby and really you never know what a rock like that might be thinking&#8230; Rocks are hard to figure out. I wonder if it gets along with other rocks? Important observations that shouldve been covered in the ad.</p>
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		<title>By: K</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/08/08/funny-classifieds-like-a-rock/comment-page-1/#comment-1479</link>
		<dc:creator>K</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1361&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@Derelict&lt;/a&gt; 
I&#039;m glad someone else was making rock-related puns.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-1361" rel="nofollow">@Derelict</a><br />
I&#8217;m glad someone else was making rock-related puns.</p>
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		<title>By: Elaine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1421&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@bitbot&lt;/a&gt; 
The free floating hostility that has joined this site of late is mind-boggling. MUST...BE...RIGHT...ABOUT...ROCK...ON...RANDOM...WEBSITE...</description>
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The free floating hostility that has joined this site of late is mind-boggling. MUST&#8230;BE&#8230;RIGHT&#8230;ABOUT&#8230;ROCK&#8230;ON&#8230;RANDOM&#8230;WEBSITE&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: bitbot</title>
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		<dc:creator>bitbot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:03:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote cite=&quot;#commentbody-1371&quot;&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1371&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;beegee&lt;/a&gt; :&lt;/strong&gt;
um, lissen you cheap doofus… go to home depot and rent a front end loader, pick up the rock, and put it in your neighbor’s yard. or, just plant around it. sheesh. you could give it a nice fresh coat of paint. or you could just stfu.
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Yeah!
Feel the burn!</description>
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<strong><a href="#comment-1371" rel="nofollow">beegee</a> :</strong><br />
um, lissen you cheap doofus… go to home depot and rent a front end loader, pick up the rock, and put it in your neighbor’s yard. or, just plant around it. sheesh. you could give it a nice fresh coat of paint. or you could just stfu.
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<p>Yeah!<br />
Feel the burn!</p>
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