Kind Of Wrecked
August 14th, 2009
Found On: Providence Craigslist By: DuckQuack20
kind of wrecked, i dunno build an off road dream machine with it or something.
Fantastic! My “off-road dreams” have always involved: (1) excavating the carcass of a demolished Jeep dating from Revolutionary times, (2) shoveling out the ferns and dirt, and (3) irritating the neighbors by giving the rusted hulk a prominent spot in the front yard.
I’m thinking “Cash for Clunkers” here, folks.
It looks like it may have swerved off the road to avoid hitting Amelia Earhart.
even cash for clunkers has a minimum standard of junkage, this falls well below that level.
I think I have tetanus just form looking at that picture…
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How dare he be so dismissive of my off-road dream machine
“kind of wrecked”?
which bits are servicable, then? the newly installed tree?
what kind of things fill your dreams if this is the start?
Nightmares, I’d imagine
oh, leave it for the anthropologists!
“Kind of wrecked” is something parents enjoying hearing through foggy sleep at 3 a.m. by their teen. See “kind of drinking.”
I think it looks great right where it is. Very quaint.
What are you guys talking about? My car makes this thing look like a Lamborghini straight from the factory! You rich fat cats obviously can’t tell a sweet ride when you see one….
Where’s the car?
Is it behind the oddly-shaped red planter?
Haha I think this is the Jeep from Jurassic Park!! The one that fell out of the tree and got squashed (with Timmy inside) by the T-Rex!!
hey lol i cant beleve one of mine were achually accepted! lol and if you check the name, its quckquack20. dont make fun of my email!!!
Just finished going through the backlog, and now my face hurts.
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I took mom’s jeep down into the gully one day when I was 14 and totally destroyed it. I managed to hide it from her for the last 40 years(she though it was stolen), but since she just passed away last week (and the statute of limitations has passed on the insurance fraud) I have decided that it’s time for it to move on. Please note that the jeep is at the bottom of a 40 foot ravine, and even though most of it has rusted away it’s still pretty heavy… as always, bring a friend.
Ps. A family of badgers has made their home underneath the jeep. Feel free to take them as well. They make wonderful pets from what I’ve heard!
OH, HOTT! Talk about a sexy car… forget Mustangs, I’m all about a car that can discolor my skin and, maybe, even cut me, just by touching it… what can I say, the threat of tetanus makes my want to do unspeakable things to the owner of this scrap metal.
Right, the off-road vehicle of your dreams should be built on a rusty frame. Be sure to have good phone reception off-road so you can call for a ride home when the first rock cracks the frame in half.
I had to look twice at this photo. It looks JUST LIKE the several jeeps at my brother’s house in WA!
They should at least throw in a tetanus shot…I mean come on.
This is defiantly your oldest sons first car…”its yours and its free. All you have to do is get it running.” Keeps him busy all summer.
Maybe it has a good engine on tranny. Or maybe even a Dana 300 T-Case? The front end is shot, but maybe the frame is in good shape.
This looks like a scene beside the road somewhere in Southeast Asia. Jeep runs over a land mine in 1945 and has been sitting there ever since.
… That’s….. Honestly beautiful. I wish I could somehow dig up that entire scene and put it in the woods behind my house. I love it.