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FREE WOODSTOCK STYLE BUS!!

August 19th, 2009

INAD - Woodstock Bus
Found On: SantaFe Craigslist By: Angela L

1956 International bus, built -on loft. Dose’nt run, no title, will write you bill of sale. You tow away & it’s yours!!

“You tow.” To the nearest overpass, where the top will be sheared off. It will hit the car driving behind you, seriously injuring the driver. You will then be sued. Your insurer will decline to pay on your policy, citing the “incredibly stupid acts” clause on page 74. You will lose the suit, and have a judgment for $875,000 entered against you. Your wages will be garnished. Any property you own will be attached and levied against. You will be left with nothing – except the notation on your check stub indicating that “your wages have been garnished.” Your only hope will be to sue the person who gave you the truck, for fraud. After all, “free” was obviously a lie.

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21 Responses to “FREE WOODSTOCK STYLE BUS!!”

  1. Bip-D-Bo says:

    Just the place to get pargnet.

  2. Scraps says:

    Is it wrong that I totally want this?

    But then again, my parents were 16 year old hippies and I was born in a VW Bus, so I guess it’s in my blood….

  3. Kit says:

    Dip-D-Bo, I heart you desperately.

  4. RFWoodstock says:

    Definitely a Woodstock vibe. Why not post it on WoodstockUniverse.com

  5. Bip-D-Bo says:

    @Kit
    It’s about making you happy.
    I’ll leave some on the curb for you. You can pick up.

  6. beegee says:

    is this what became of keith partridge?

  7. Joshua Norton says:

    Actually, it’s kind of neat – in a “Pricilla, Queen of the Desert” sort of way. I’ve never seen a triplex school bus before.

  8. smbpeepee says:

    Finally! The proof that old hippies don’t die, they just grown cancerous add-ons on their school buses.

    This bus could be a winning choice for Sha na na’s victorious return to Woodstock 2009.

    Sha Na Na – “At the hop”, Woodstock 69
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDxaLLwyr6I

  9. Artie Smartypants says:

    I wonder if it has running water. If it does, she’s MINE!

  10. mellonmarshall says:

    yep I want it too but might be cold in winter

  11. Elaine says:

    I bet that thing corners like it’s on rails.

  12. Awesome says:

    If it doesn’t have a title, that it is no one’s to be sold. The best you could do is park it and live in it.

  13. //Ann says:

    With the way real estate has tanked, this could have been advertized as a duplex mobile home with a penthouse mother-in-law suite.

  14. McGrupp says:

    2 words came to mind when I saw this: I’m home.

    If wanting this bus is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Depending on the condition of the interior of course. A little wild animal scat and I think my desire to own this would go away.

  15. Oh says:

    Woodstock “Style”
    What is that even supposed to mean? Is it supposed to conjure some mental image that steers you away from the fact that there is some shoddily constructed and barely supported midget dome with an ancient truck cap on top of it?

    I gotta say if that was the intent it has failed.

  16. vandalfan says:

    “Built-on loft?” Ya think?

    This is tres Woodstock, dude. Peace out.

  17. JD says:

    Cheech and Chong have gone Condo.

  18. Random says:

    the hippy A-Team used this bus. noone else could make something so ridiculous yet servicable.

  19. Joe Mama says:

    The sad part is that someone was probably living in this tri-level bus at some point.

  20. gilbert wham says:

    As it’s an International, you have a good chance of being able to get it running with stuff you found by the side of the road, so it’s not that bad a deal. Plus, living in buses is A-OK by me…

  21. hippie crie says:

    this bus is ridiculously rightous- it’s like a travelling hippie’s wet dream. if I had any say, I’d take the extension off the front, patch it, remove the tri part of the level, and attach the second level to the direct top of the buss on the back. then I’d add a solar water container next to it and probably live in it until I died.
    if it is an international, you can fix almost anything under the hood with chickenwire, duct tape, chewing gum and a lighter.
    (I’ve seen it done.)

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