Miracle Image Of Jesus Appears On Tree
August 31st, 2009
Found by: Diana on Ebay
Gives a sense of peace and hope to all who touch it
I don’t know how to break this to you, but I know that face, and it’s not Jesus. That’s Scott “Wino” Weinrich, from the band St. Vitus:
And I think you may be confusing a “sense of peace and hope” with a feeling of having just taken a massive huff of airplane glue. That’s how this savior rolls.
Yes, it’s a miracle! I am so blessed that the Image of Jesus came to my backyard and made himself known to me. All it took was a deep faith from my family and myself. The used motor oil I had been working into the wood because it was a porous surface and I didn’t want to pay the disposal fee had nothing to do with it. The lord wanted me to profit from this miracle. After all, Sadie down the street sold that grilled cheese sandwich with the supposed Virgin Mother image on it for big bucks. Moreover, she’s a skanky bitch!
Peace be with you.
hey – that’s john the baptist!
That is the screamer from Munchs “The Scream”
Who’d bid on a tree crotch others have already touched?
Ew.
I’ve often wondered how much I could get on ebay for something with the miraculous image of Madalyn Murray O’Hair…
Is she selling the actual tree? Wouldn’t these crazies consider it a sin to cut down the Jesus tree?
Nice Photoshopping job.
When I first saw that photo of Scott “Wino” Weinrich,first thing I tought : Jesus Christ!!
And the best part is it’s still on ebay for 5 more days!! Free shipping too, so if you bid $10, this guy has to pay like $40 to ship it.
this is also listed under “Description” of the item:
“Item specifics
Weirdness: Totally Bizarre
Subject Area: Truley Special”
how do you bid on a tree? are you supposed to go pick it up? or do you just bid on the chance to look at it and touch it?
Looks more like Eric Idle at the end of the Life of Brian.
OH MY GOD!!! nothing more needs saying.
Sorry, but I find it very hard to see a face or anything in that tree. And why is it that every time these religious nutjobs see a face in something, it’s automatically supposed to be Jesus? And when they see a water stain, it’s the Virgin Mary? And even if this is a sign from God, what exactly is it supposed to mean? God likes trees? God likes grilled cheese sandwiches?
Looks a bit like the love child of Shakespeare and Edgar Allan Poe.
As I am a huge fan of Doom Metal, I must purchase this item. It will go great next to my rotting potato that looks like Zeeb Parks.
Looks like Bela Lugosi as Dracula to me.
Lemmy? Is that you???
I’m guessing there’d be little change of $1000 to get the tree uprooted and onto a trailer and then … watch out for low bridges. Oh yeah, you could lie the thing down! Now, why didn’t I think of that? Why not buy some LSD for $10 and see Jesus everywhere?!
Just another bent idea … wouldn’t Jesus be pithed off at the thought of commercialising his face? Maybe you could buy Jesus mugs at the Golden Arches.
He’s charging ten dollars for just the stain, or the whole tree?
Image of Klingon Kahless in tree. 500 darsek. Kahplah!
Wino’s solo lp is REALLY good!