Free Honey Bucket. Decent condition, you haul away.
Found by: Brian on Seattle Craigslist
In more or less fine working order (very slow leak from bottom, like a slow drip… not sure how easy it would be to fix), moving out of state and need it taken off the lot. Was using while house was under construction. Is probably about 2/3 full so you will need to empty it and give it a good scrubbing to get it clean and odor free. Would like it moved by Sunday. You haul it away.
Also selling old space themed pinball machine ($300), free GE washer/dryer (old but working), free pull out sofa bed that has a few stains but is in ok shape and collection of vintage adult magazines for 60s and 70s ($200). I’ll upload pics of the other items later. You pick up on any items.
So it’s full of human waste and it’s leaking? I can’t believe my good fortune. This is how I felt when I won the Olympic Decathlon. On the day my first child was born. To my supermodel wife. Who, by the way, was back in modeling form in about six weeks.
Given the price this guy is trying to get for used porn, I’m surprised he’s not trying to get top dollar for his spectacular “Honey Bucket.”
Well, say now, will ya look at that – for the mere price of scrubbing it and hauling it away (by Sunday). I can have a… leaky honey bucket? HONEY BUCKET??? Oh, that’s just too dear…
The seller totally undersold this. They should have said, “comes already filled to 2/3 capacity with excrement and includes an odour that will burn your nose-hairs off at 500 metres”. They’d have people flocking to collect the Honey Bucket, Crapola House. And how long must it have been in use to be 2/3 full???? I wouldnt mind seeing the ad after pics of the vintage adult magazines have been uploaded though….
Not such a bad deal. It is 2/3 full of, umm, honey.
I’m feelin’ a rumbly in my tumbly.
“Collection of vintage adult magazines” Well I guess that explains where the stains on the sofa bed came from.
I am hugely surprised that purchasing the honey bucket is not a stated precondition for receiving any of the “good” items. I would give away furniture, appliances, pr0n, and even a pinball machine if someone would allow me to sell them that particular honey bucket.
Wow…I’m concerned with exactly what those stains on the sofa bed are, considering his collection that’s up for sale.
For all you Winnie-the-Pooh, Cleveland Steamer fans out there.
Just keep digging until you find the pony.
It gets much worse when you consider that, generally speaking, those aren’t something you own, rather something you rent from a company that services them and takes them away when they’re done… if you take him up on this “free” offer, not only are you going to have a busted honey bucket, which you most likely lack the correct tools to properly pump, clean, and service, but it might be hot to boot.
More likely, I’m guessing, he or whoever he had working on his house, broke the thing, voiding the security deposit, and the rental firm said “You break it you bought it, it’s your problem now.”
Also, unless he’s listing the other things seperately as well, it’s somewhat odd that he headlines the whole listing with the least desirable item…
Those things aren’t cheap. If it weren’t stolen, and you needed one, it would be worth paying to have it pumped, hauled, cleaned, and repaired. I suggest calling Honey Bucket’s office in Washington at their 800 number. They have all of the equipment and parts for pumping, hauling, cleaning, and repairing those portable toilets.
It is an odd kind of chemical toilet to own, if you own only one. That style needs to be pumped out. The pumps are expensive. The camping supply stores have styles that don’t require pumps. When our house was under construction, the contractor installed a temporary connection to the septic tank, so we had a sanitary place to drain our “honey”. We had a camping trailer with a bathroom. Incidentally, I have a rolling tank for moving honey. Free to good home. The rolling tank is about a third the size of the tank in the trailer, so it took 3 trips to empty the holding tank on the trailer.
ooh, vintage porn.
He used it. He and he alone? (I’m assuming he lives alone, you know porn that’s been piling up for 30 and 40 years) How long does it take to fill one of these? It’s been sitting outside, in the sun all this time? Hygiene is quite a priority with this guy. Maybe the real dread is the old stained bed.
When Porn is vintage, we call it “Erotica”. It sounds classy that way. A bunch of naked unshaven hippies, that’s flat out artistic.
are the stains on the couch a result of looking at the 60s and 70s porn collection?
Now lets get to the truth here:
“Got drunk and stole this outhouse. Didn’t know it was full and damaged it. Its leaking on the property I’m renting and landlord is evicting me. Need to sell my things QUICKLY before health authorities, police, landlord discovers same. I have warrants and am leaving state ASAP.
In the film industry a trailer containing bathrooms is used on location and is called a “honey wagon.” Maybe this guy figures a honey bucket is a honey wagon without wheels.
Or maybe he just needs to change his meds.