Pheasant Clock / for wildlife lovers – $125
September 3rd, 2009
This custom apx. 36” in circumference is beautifully detailed with full Pheasant skins,and a wonderful clock nestled in the center,also with a background of pheasants. This will grace your home or someone you know that loves these birds!! Call for more ?s.
Because I “love these birds,” I killed seven of them, cut them in half, and stuck them in a frame. Around a clock. So whenever I need to know the time, I get to look at the corpses of these birds. That I love.
Oh, by the way – $125.
yeah. put this scary looking thing in your kitchen! imagine your delight when you walk into the room at 4 am in the dark!! sign me up.
I’m sorry, I fail to see the connection between loving pheasants &/or being a a wildlife lover (which usually involves warm, living creatures), and this cold, dry, stiff, grotesque, dead thing. Somehow, it just escapes me. Could someone kindly explain? (This has got to be THE ugliest thing ever posted at INAD. Blech.)
I cant figure which is worse? How horrible it looks or the nerve of someone to ask $125 for it?
That is so ugly and creepy it changes the very nature of matter in it’s general location. even seeing a copy of a copy of a picture of it makes me feel like I should shower. The only guy who would like this is that guy who had the women chained up in his back yard.
For wildlife lovers – and haters of self, obviously.
Achoo!!! Sorry, I’m allergic to your clock.
Why am I not surprised that this comes from Kalamazoo… Michigan’s dead animal kitsch at it’s finest here. Because just stuffing them was not enough, we turned them into a clock.
“Call for more ?s”
Hello? Your ad gave me lots of questions, but I’d like to have some more, please.
If that’s how this person treats the animals they love, can you imagine what they do to the ones they dislike? *shudder*
Good lord – that thing is nightmare fuel.
a 36″ dead bird masterpiece. holy. f*ck.
You could hang it over the kitten couch.
Maybe next to the “doggie” bed.
Perhaps its just birds this guy LOVES, and the wet bar in his rec room has crow bar stools…..
What they MEANT to say was that it would be great for “someone you know who loves [killing] these birds.” One word makes such a difference.
Yeah and Michael Vick LOVED Pit Bulls. So much he had them fight, then stabbed, shot or electrocuted them afterward. Im sure there are dog lovers out there just scouring Craigslist for a corpse of a Michael Vick dog that has been turned into a wrist watch or handbag.
This is defiantly a redneck thing. Would make a great Xmas gift…Not.
If the circumference is 36″ it is only 11.4″ wide.
He must really love baby pheasants!
I could see buying this, getting into a friends house, hang this thing up, turn off all the lights, and just scare the holy hell out of a person.
@Pooter
Oh, com com, pooter. don’t you know what to ask? ? ?
;D