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Faulty xbox 360

September 4th, 2009

INAD - Xbox

Found by: Tim on Ebay

Faulty xbox 360, bargaiiiinnn quite possibly maybe

INAD - Xbox 2

Faulty? Whaddya mean? Looks fine to me! In fact, it will add realism next time I play Halo 2 – as though the Covenant came by and totally torched it.

I like the post-apocalyptic vibe. But I guess that’s pretty obvious, since I live here:

INAD - Free Mobile Home

Found by: Kacie R on Dallas Craigslist

Free Mobile Home AS IS NO TITLE! Burned in 3 rooms /smoke – heat damage. No axles! Need off property asap. Please email me if you have any questions. 16X76. Will give you $700.00 FIRM! ALL REMOVAL

Some people like Shabby Chic, some people like Mid-Century Modern. I’m more a fan of the “Disaster Declared” aesthetic. I just wish FEMA would stop bugging me.

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25 Responses to “Faulty xbox 360”

  1. Pwndu232 says:

    Does it come with any games? What about the warrenty?

  2. Rockingfreakapotamus says:

    Brilliant

  3. garbanzo12 says:

    so wait does this mean it goes as a fire sale?

    and 700 o take away his wreck that will cost a 1000 to dump obviously a very savvy businessman

  4. Joshua Norton says:

    Faulty xbox 360

    “Faulty”. Gee, you think? I can see how having the thing burst into flames would tend to give one that impression.

  5. Vistaru says:

    Jfc. That is one seriously fucked up XBox. This brings a whole new meaning to the ominous “red ring of Death.”

  6. Jenny says:

    you mean it wasn’t supposed to do that?

  7. Burris says:

    Faulty? Is there perchance a small wire loose inside, because the case itself looks perfectly cromulent to me.

  8. Kari says:

    I don’t know what’s sadder…..that someone tried to sell that Xbox….or that there are 25 bids and the winner paid 24 Euros for it.
    *Headdesk*

  9. //Ann says:

    Uh-oh, looks like SOMEONE had a little oopsy-daisy with a flamethrower.

  10. Ashley says:

    Kari, they’re pounds, not euros XD

  11. binda33 says:

    Seriously, did someone pay money for that piece of rubbish? It must be the gold lined one or something…

  12. wonderwombat says:

    ” I just wish FEMA would stop bugging me.”

    Hmmmn, are they looking to hire????

  13. Joe Barnin says:

    Try unplugging it and plugging it back in.

  14. Kari says:

    @Ashley
    Read the sign wrong. XD

  15. Did this thing burst into flames from excessive use, or did someone have an epic gamer tantrum and torch it?

  16. TT says:

    “…bargaiiiinnn quite possibly maybe”

    Bargain? Quite possible? Maybe?

    If this is a bargain then I’m Satan and I want to sell you my soul.

    I feel sorry for this poor XBox. It was just sitting there, minding its own business, when its owner decided to see if flamethrowers really do work on zombies. Unfortunately, the owner never stopped to think about the fact that an XBox is an XBox, not a zombie.

    R.I.P. little XBox

  17. JD says:

    I’ll take the X-box if it comes with the guitar hero game that caused that. Gamer must have been on acid to burn out the console.

  18. Tina says:

    The fire trailer actually says “Will give you $700.00 FIRM!”.. thats Him… giving YOU… $700 to take it away…

  19. Gripweed says:

    “See, that’s not a bug – that’s a feature.”
    - Bill Gates

  20. HunHoney says:

    Now that is why PS3 is a better option…Not gonna blow up and burn your house…

  21. Chris says:

    the only game this comes with is dont get electrocuted

  22. Chris says:

    Vistaru :Jfc. That is one seriously fucked up XBox. This brings a whole new meaning to the ominous “red ring of Death.”

    You mean Gaping Gash of Horror?

  23. Seibee says:

    ‘Sorry about the fire damage. My girlfriend wanted me to stop playing Call of Duty…’

  24. Zargabargadingdong says:

    Looks like he got the red ring of death and tried to keep playing.

  25. TheSamsoniteMan says:

    This would certainly give a more “realistic” feel to your Fallout 3 playing experience.

    From your friends at Vault-Tec.

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