free 25fr sportfisherman
September 9th, 2009
Found by: Lisa on Providence Craigslist
free 2ft 1975 sportfiherman. boat is located underwater in warwick. free to anyone who can haul it out at there own time and expense
If you want the boat, please also take the concrete-shod remains of Joey “Jumbo” Giambo. They’re a few yards further out from shore, but in fairly good condition.
oh haul out your own boat, lazyass cheapo. unless you dont mind if they find the body….
A two foot boat? Good for “short” trips I assume.
It’s a two foot boat because that’s the length currently above waterline. Wouldn’t want this Item to Not Be as Described, oui?
That boat reminds me of the scene in Jaws where the head pops out.
HAHAHAHA i live near providence and i saw this posting on craigslist a month ago. i tried to send it in but it didnt work. HAHAHAHA glad someone else did
Yay! I sent this in!
if it’s been under for a month, yeech.
Obviously a joke.
Could I just rent it for weekend outing with my drunken friends?
My friends said it doesn’t have a motor. I contacted “very small Johnson” posted earlier and he said he would yank it out on the dock, then mount on the stern with chains and if I pulled and pulled he could get it up and then get off the bottom and get my boat to float too. I waited for him all day on the dock, but I think he blew me off.
LMAO, I live in West Warwick, and I can definitely imagine the people of Warwick trying to be rid of such an awesome object as this. I should go there next weekened and see if it’s still there.
“…boat is located underwater…”
No shit, really? I mean, I never would have guessed that despite the fact that the damn thinking is sinking…I thought the water was just rising up around the whole thing to give it a friendly hug.
“…free to anyone who can haul it out at there own time and expense.”
Free usually means any kind of cost is absent. Therefore, this cannot be *free* if we have to pay for labor to get the damn thing out. Either let it sink and hide the evidence, or take care of the crime scene yourself.
And lol, 2 ft. I can’t think of anything to say about that it’s so stupid.
@TT
There is no way to describe how big of a fag you are.
wot the hell are we gonna do with that piece of junk !
It’s not a boat; it’s half a submarine! After all, it can do half the things a submarine can do.
Dexter is going to be pissed his boat is underwater!
Hmm, yeah … and to whoever buys this … I’ve got ANOTHER boat under water, not very far from here. In fact, there are about a hundred more nearby. Just send me a check for $1000 and I’ll let you have the lot.
OMG that looks so cool!!!
its retarded