DRESSER!! Please take it!
September 13th, 2009
Found by: Anon on Las Vegas Craigslist
Please call me for directions.
OK, so what you wanna do is take a left at the Gingerbread Tree, and follow the signs to Candy Cane Forest. At the base of Gum Drop Mountain, this will be on the curb. Gramma Nutt may be out in her yard, shouting about the moon landing being faked, or that the Democratic Party is secretly controlled by the Chinese. Just ignore her. She makes a lot of noise, but she never comes too close.
is that cardboard???
lovely.
Faux finish faux pas. Some people should have their pics next to the bad check writers list at Lowe’s.
Actually this looks like it was used as a puppet theater. Honestly.
I agree. Is that a hole in the back?
@the dark ferret
Yeah, I think this originally was for a television, but with the hole in the back, and garish purple/pink paint with the doors in front – I think the kids had a blast with puppet shows…
I don’t think it was painted. It looks like it was colored… with crayons! Now where you’d get that many crayons all in one color is beyond me, but that grainy look really reminds me of laying a crayon on it’s side over masking tape and then coloring it. Shouldn’t this be on “There, I fixed it!”, too?
Not crayons. Definitely some sort of marker.
Also perfect for a Jambi Halloween costume. Hope you have some friends to carry you around though..
http://www.tvacres.com/enchanted_genies_jambie.htm
??? that’s a DRESSER? I feel like I missed the email…
Las Vegas Craigslist huh…Must have been staring at the neon lights to much before painting.
i guess all the designers on HGTV were busy when that thing was being redecorated……
Wait, are you claiming that the Democratic Party is NOT secretly controlled by the Chinese?
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s a Sharpie job. Sharpie would be proud. Maybe they’ll feature it in a commercial…or not. LOL
Marker? Crayon? Sharpie? It clearly looks like sponge paint to me. Look at the repeated patterns in the purple drawer. On the backing, they just smeared the sponge instead of daubing it.
MY EYES!!! THE COLOR, IT BUUUUURRRRNSSSS!
Seriously, this could make a blind person cringe in pain. WTF was the original owner thinking, using those god-awful colors?
Hmmmm and after seeing this, I’m going to willingly speak with this person, and ask them for DIRECTIONS????
Must be a cross dresser.
Is that plastic board? That’s the only thing I can think of that makes that texture when you paint on it. Dresser win.
That’s a fabulous makeover. Hot pink and purple potato printed chipboard is so in right now.
Looks like someone is moving out of Elmo’s World.
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la…