Sperm Donator – Female – $5000
Found by: T P on Chicago Craigslist
I don’t know about you, but I have no idea what’s going on here. No Idea.
Is she . . . he . . . who’s gonna do what now?
Are you in need of a healthy female to donate sperm,
I know my answer is no, but I’m really not sure what the question is. Are you claiming to be the “healthy female”? Are you claiming to be capable of donating sperm? If so, let me tell you, you are not healthy. You are not at all healthy.
I am a heathy 47 year old.
Again, I’m not convinced.
I am healthy
So I hear.
and my family does not have genetic defects or ill health related diseases.
Every time you mention your physical condition, I believe you less. And you do know there’s a kind of health called “mental,” right?
I consistently have looked 15-20 years younger than I am.
That would be a kind of genetic defect, wouldn’t it? I’m guessing it’s also a lie. Like your statements about how “healthy” you are.
If you would like to talk more please contact me asap….
I think we’ve talked enough.
Stoopid is hereditary.
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something not-quite-right with this lady – and I suspect the defect is heritable, thus dramatically lowering the market value of her sperm.
Even if this lady was simply confused as to the difference between sperm and eggs, she’s too old at 47 to be an egg donor.
That or this is the sneakiest tranny hooker ad on Craigslist.
what the he!! is a ‘donator’? perhaps she means DONOR? in either case, she gonna hafta stop smoking whatever it is she smokes..
Maybe she’s offering to be the person that someone donates sperm to…but is just really bad at getting the point across?
That’s the only reason I can see someone thinking $5,000 is a reasonable price….
Lol, this is fabulous commentary. I have to assume she actually meant egg donor, but that massive error forgiven, this still smells crazy. All her health doesn’t change the fact those eggs have been marinating for 47 years. Then again, if we’re to trust her, she is 27. And healthy.
Are you in need of a healthy female to donate sperm,
Unless there was some sort of rapid sexual evolution last night, I’m thinking the only way this could be done is if she robbed a sperm bank and gave the stuff away.
And sweetie, as to your claim that “my family does not have genetic defects or ill health related diseases.” – Yes. Yes they do.
Seriously, I’ve read the ad 6 times and I have no idea what this person is selling. I even tried to run it through Babel Fish, but it crashed their network.
Uh huh…it looks like a botched surrogate mom offer, but she’s 47 so that’s a little off-putting. I note the words “have looked” as in past tense. This is why you should still consider the upside of an aging snaggle-toothed tweaker with open sores to be the mother of your potential unborn child, because she has the demonstrated potential to look good. Just going through a leeetle rough patch right now, k?
Is there … is there any disease that isn’t “ill health related”?
Help me out here. Please.
Maybe she built up a large stockpile of sperm “donated” to her by men she took home? That’s the only solution I can think of for this “problem”.
thanks for THAT mental image….
Dr Frank-N-Furter unavailable for comment.
How old did she look when she was 15? Did she look like sperm?
Maybe she’s offering to lend a “hand” to help with sperm donation. She feels the claim to be young looking might help.
If she’s wanting to pay me $5000 for a load of my splooge, I’d be happy to oblige, providing I didn’t have to insert my applicator into any part of her body. In fact, I’ve probably got some old kleenex next to my bed that are worth $25,000.
Sense I would be “donating” would it be tax deductible? Oh, DARN, I’m $5 short…forget it.
I believe this posting is from an Alien. She can’t be human.
Why don’t we contact her and ask?
The part I’m grappling with is the $5000. For WHAT, exactly? Or inexactly, if you prefer? How did she arrive at this figure? What does it represent? What’s your refund policy? Any restocking fees? Hidden fees & surcharges? Delivery fee? Fuel surcharge? Late fees? Tariffs or licensing fees? Is tax included? Etc etc etc… Oh and – can I get a receipt, please?
Obviously, Caster Semenya is lying about her age and looking for other employment since her track and field career is about to be cut short.
Insert transvestite joke here…
Maybe this person is a male-to-female who didn’t get the chop?
Hate to be a killjoy, but there is a strong chance this person is not fluent in English. For all we know, he/she is a desperate, uneducated Bangladeshi prostitute who is just looking for a way out of her pitiful existence.
Remember, not everyone enjoys the same privileges that you do.
I believe the cum-dumpster is full, and thus needs to be emptied. Just a guess…?
@guron – I wonder, re-reading this if this isn’t the new Nigerian scam since people have caught on about the bank account for a prince, and the money orders sent for the large ticket items (i.e. car, boat etc…). Seriously.
Anatomy lessons… anybody? Maybe we could get together and buy her a book about it? lol
A 61-year-old woman gave birth to her own grandchild using an egg donated by her daughter, a clinic in Japan has said.
The surrogate mother is believed to be oldest woman to have given birth in Japan. http://infertilityuk.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/egg-donation/
if he/she/it looked 15-20 years younger consitantly throughout his/her/it’s lifespan…. what did it look like up until it was 20, and then was it like a newborn baby going through college? i’m lost
Agreed that this person probably doesn’t speak English. But even so, there’s nothing innately unhealthy about being intersex or genderqueer. Just had to say that.
She maliciously destroys donors; she’s a donor terminator… or DONATOR!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA@beegee
OK, this is the Governator here … I’d like to say that it is illegal for Californicators to donaticate sperm from females. I mean, hemales. You sound totally unedumacated.