NOAH’S ARK ANIMAL AIRPLAIN DECORATION
DONT NEED THIS DECORATION ANY MORE CLEANING OUT MY GARAGE DUE TO BRUSH THIS WEEK FOUND THIS IN MY GARAGE . GREAT FOR GIFT FOR SOMEONE.
I know, you think of Christianity as a world-dominating religion, with adherents all over the world. It shouldn’t have to cheapen itself by “updating” its founding stories. Well, you don’t stay the world’s biggest religion unless you keep current. Some focus groups were convened, and it looks like the kids these days relate better to the Ark as a stunt biplane than an old wooden boat. So you make adjustments. Same basic deal, just with wings, dancing polar bears, and crouching tigers.
The Vatican is also considering a few other little changes: putting the Jonas Brothers in the belly of the whale, and making slight modifications to Da Vinci’s “The Last Supper” at the Santa Maria delle Grazie, so that Jesus looks a bit more like Zac Efron. Some of the more progressive clerics want Megan Fox painted in the background, too, but that’s only cubits away from ordaining women priests, so don’t count on it.
“Hey, Fat Albert…what’s a cubit?”
I love it. It’s decorative, and sacreligious. Who wouldn’t want it?
I could really go for the part about the Jonas Brothers being in the belly of a whale. Permanently.
(showing this to your young ones)…”Now junior, the real flying ark was 40 cubics X 30 cubics X 20 cubics. That is bigger than the Spruce Goose and back then they had to turn the propellers by hand”.
The new nativity with Mary and Joe arriving on a Harley to a super 8.
you know that christianity didn’t come up with the whole noah’s ark story, right?
Uncle B.S. Where were you December 24th 1 hour bc?
December yer 24th 1 hour bc, working as a part-time night deskclerk Bethlehem Israel
Place called the north star motor lodge.
Booked up out the rear end trying to get my Caesar census form filed out and stock a coke machine at the same time.
Up to my butt in caffeine-free dr pepper. Some carpenter strolls in with a pregnant wife , a tired mule and a bad attitude. Trying to strong arm me into throw two roman soldier out of room 107. I told him Jesus Christ! Man we are in the people placing business.
Dancing Polar Bear and Crouching Tiger. I’ve seen it, awesome movie.
That doesn’t say “Ark” … it says “Fark”. That’s what the little wingwalking dolls shouted out when the plane took off!
I think the commentary on this is the best thing I’ve read all day.