JAIL CELLS
October 18th, 2009
I HAVE 7 JAIL CELLS FOR SALE EVERY THING WORKS KEYS TOILETS BEDS THE DOORS THERE CORR. PANELS SCREWED TO THE TOP , WHEN THEY ARE OFF THE TOP IS ALL BARS ( NEAT) COME UP WITH AN IDEA FOR USE , A-1 SHAPE ,WHAT THE HELL CAN YOU DO WITH THIS? THINK!
This jail is apparently moving to a “free range” format.
But maybe you, with your antiquated ideas about corrections, still think bars are okay. Well, take them then, but god have mercy on your inmates, Warden Bambridge.
I’ll take them. There are a couple of kids down the street that…
That’ll teach my kids! Forget a crib I’ll take the iron bars!
If they weren’t such a PITA to move they might make a nice hallowe’en prop before you, umm, sell them for scrap?
Or you could use them to support your garden plants I’m sure even the heaviest watermelon grown vertically wouldn’t snap that in the strongest wind storm.
Keep deer out of your garden?
Fence in your yard for “cheap” AND have lots of doors?
Are they selling the rest of the police station too?
Ah, I’ve been looking for something to create my own “Saw” scenario.
The possibilities here are endless.
make sure you don’t drop the soap oflmao
Horse stalls, really. A horse stall sliding door and side grills run over $1,000 each.
@Labyrinth Horse jail? Why would you do that? And if that, you need a horse court. A horse judge, jury, and lawyers. That’s way too complicated. I say a prison for my children. No more ’stand in the corner’ crap. You don’t do your chores, you’re going to jail! And no toilet paper!
You’d just have to practice saying “It puts the lotion on its skin” in a creepy voice before taking these jail cells.
… do not pass go, do not collect $200.
OOH I can do hella creepy voices.
Abandoned property… check.
Long, overgrown driveway… check.
Creepy abode: http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/06/05/funny-classifieds-thirty-six-foot-camper/ … check.
and now someplace to “store” my victims should I come across a “spare” at the right opportunity!
Now just where did this guy get these jail cells to begin with? Would they take them back?
I’m thinking they might come in handy for kangaroo court, though.
The old police station in my home town has been turned into a backpackers hostel with the cells turned into dormitories. It’s very popular and often no vacancy.
This is perfect for holding my girlfriend to be…once I kidnap her.
Excellent! Now all I need is a used noose…
um, geez andy and barney might need em…
This is where you keep the people who buy the “items likely to incriminate.”
Posts like these make wonder if choppingblock.org is not really webcomic but someone’s visualized blog.
@Seibee
Actually, yes. The next borough over (Dormont) built a new police station, and they are selling the old one. Actually, the building itself is a beut, but if it comes sans the jail cells, I’m going to have to lower my bid…
@Andy
That is so cool.
perfect for a BDSM scenario too…
I was thinking that I could use this for my dungeon… um basement… where the other “toys” are…
Wait. Are these portable? How can jail cells be portable? I’m so confused…
wt f jail cells are not portable