Massage Chair CA$H or Trade – $75
I have a massage chair in good condition
Awesome! Just what I need! Can’t wait to keep reading . . .
and I’d like to trade for a 90 minute sensual massage from a female.
Oh. Let’s negotiate. How about I come up with ten extra minutes, and you drop the “fe”?
I acquired the chair in a trade so think it would be nice to let it go for a trade.
What goes around comes around. “Comes!” See what I did there?
I’m buying a new chair and have no need for this one.
Tell me more about your needs. No, don’t. I know too much about them already.
It is a good chair, not a great chair and would be perfect for anyone starting out, learning or just wanting to have one around the house. It has no rips or tears. There is no case.
I retract my ten extra minutes offer.
You don’t have to be a pro for this trade.
But if I take you up on it, I’m at least semi-pro, aren’t I?
OK there’s just something creepy about that. I’m sure when he says “sensual” massage from a female he means “happy ending.”
That chair ain’t worth 90 seconds.
Perfectly fine craigslist posting until “90 minute sensual massage from a female” came up.
This whole thing rubs me the wrong way.
Looks more like a toilet seat mounted over a workout bench, but okay, we’ll call it a massage chair for now.
Those head rest things always remind me of the big poofy toilet seats at Grandma’s house. Ick.
All that just to say “Will give massage chair for sex.” And no, I don’t need one just to have around the house, thanks.
He didn’t say what species of female.
@Nilbog And Cami –
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought it looked like a toilet seat.
To me it looks like a masochist chair. (sit in backwards, shove face in toilet seat, grab hold of bench, have someone whip you).
“Face in toilet seat” is how you sit in a massage chair, so that the therapists can easily work on your back.
http://eventschairmassage.com/Images/chair.jpg
Portable Massage Chair at Walmart.com.
I’m thinking a 450lb unwashed women should come get this.
That reminds me of an episode of Trigger Happy TV (a hidden camera show) where a woman had a chair like this set up in a mall offering quick massages. Guy sits down, puts his head in the round part, and she starts massaging him. Then out comes a big shirtless man in S&M gear with mask who takes over the massage without the guy knowing it.
@JD
I know some swing clubs that could use that. Wait… um… forget that I know anything about swing clubs.
It’s a legitimate massage chair, a very cheap bottom-of-the line one, as massage chairs go (all massage chairs have toilet-seat shaped face rests, it’s just what a face rest looks like, a pillow with a hole for the face so you can breathe). Being a poor soon-to-graduate massage therapy student myself, a massage chair for $75 was looking like a pretty good deal… until the owner asks for what would get my professional massage therapy licence revoked for pretty much forever.