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	<title>Comments on: Massage Chair CA$H or Trade &#8211; $75</title>
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		<title>By: Stephanie</title>
		<link>http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/10/21/funny-classifieds-massage-chair-cah-or-trade-75/comment-page-1/#comment-7286</link>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Face in toilet seat&quot; is how you sit in a massage chair, so that the therapists can easily work on your back.
http://eventschairmassage.com/Images/chair.jpg
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=11604330&amp;sourceid=1500000000000007346330&amp;ci_src=14110944&amp;ci_sku=11604330&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Portable Massage Chair at Walmart.com&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Face in toilet seat&#8221; is how you sit in a massage chair, so that the therapists can easily work on your back.<br />
<a href="http://eventschairmassage.com/Images/chair.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://eventschairmassage.com/Images/chair.jpg</a><br />
<a href="http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=11604330&amp;sourceid=1500000000000007346330&amp;ci_src=14110944&amp;ci_sku=11604330" rel="nofollow">Portable Massage Chair at Walmart.com</a>.</p>
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		<title>By: Stephanie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stephanie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s a legitimate massage chair, a very cheap bottom-of-the line one, as massage chairs go (all massage chairs have toilet-seat shaped face rests, it&#039;s just what a face rest looks like, a pillow with a hole for the face so you can breathe). Being a poor soon-to-graduate massage therapy student myself, a massage chair for $75 was looking like a pretty good deal... until the owner asks for what would get my professional massage therapy licence revoked for pretty much forever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a legitimate massage chair, a very cheap bottom-of-the line one, as massage chairs go (all massage chairs have toilet-seat shaped face rests, it&#8217;s just what a face rest looks like, a pillow with a hole for the face so you can breathe). Being a poor soon-to-graduate massage therapy student myself, a massage chair for $75 was looking like a pretty good deal&#8230; until the owner asks for what would get my professional massage therapy licence revoked for pretty much forever.</p>
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		<title>By: dstluke</title>
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		<dc:creator>dstluke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 03:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-4395&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@JD &lt;/a&gt; 
I know some swing clubs that could use that. Wait... um... forget that I know anything about swing clubs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-4395" rel="nofollow">@JD </a><br />
I know some swing clubs that could use that. Wait&#8230; um&#8230; forget that I know anything about swing clubs.</p>
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		<title>By: Joe Mama</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe Mama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That reminds me of an episode of Trigger Happy TV (a hidden camera show) where a woman had a chair like this set up in a mall offering quick massages.  Guy sits down, puts his head in the round part, and she starts massaging him.  Then out comes a big shirtless man in S&amp;M gear with mask who takes over the massage without the guy knowing it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That reminds me of an episode of Trigger Happy TV (a hidden camera show) where a woman had a chair like this set up in a mall offering quick massages.  Guy sits down, puts his head in the round part, and she starts massaging him.  Then out comes a big shirtless man in S&amp;M gear with mask who takes over the massage without the guy knowing it.</p>
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		<title>By: asbestos</title>
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		<dc:creator>asbestos</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:56:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m thinking a 450lb unwashed women should come get this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m thinking a 450lb unwashed women should come get this.</p>
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		<title>By: JD</title>
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		<dc:creator>JD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To me it looks like a masochist chair. (sit in backwards, shove face in toilet seat, grab hold of bench, have someone whip you).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To me it looks like a masochist chair. (sit in backwards, shove face in toilet seat, grab hold of bench, have someone whip you).</p>
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		<title>By: Kit</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-4375&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@Nilbog&lt;/a&gt; And Cami --

I&#039;m so glad I&#039;m not the only one who thought it looked like a toilet seat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-4375" rel="nofollow">@Nilbog</a> And Cami &#8211;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m so glad I&#8217;m not the only one who thought it looked like a toilet seat.</p>
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		<title>By: ding</title>
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		<dc:creator>ding</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He didn&#039;t say what species of female.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He didn&#8217;t say what species of female.</p>
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		<title>By: The Admiral</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Admiral</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All that just to say &quot;Will give massage chair for sex.&quot;  And no, I don&#039;t need one just to have around the house, thanks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All that just to say &#8220;Will give massage chair for sex.&#8221;  And no, I don&#8217;t need one just to have around the house, thanks.</p>
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		<title>By: Cami</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cami</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Those head rest things always remind me of the big poofy toilet seats at Grandma&#039;s house. Ick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those head rest things always remind me of the big poofy toilet seats at Grandma&#8217;s house. Ick.</p>
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