Which Would You Rather?
I’m about to shout at you in the voice of John McLaughlin.* Now that you recognize my voice, “Which would you rather? Set up an au-pair-adise with Dad?”
Found by: Ben on Richmond Craigslist
“Or. . .”
*apologies to non-U.S. and non-news program watching folks. You can use the voice of James Earl Jones. Different effect entirely, but maybe it will work for you.
“Wear the monkey flip-flops?”
Found by: Alix on Raleigh Craigslist
Rabbit tunnel….has parrots on it could be a ferret tunnel or other animal also…good condition…barely used…got it when my kitten was a few weeks and he loved it now hes to big for it
flip flops ….missing one monkey and need to be cleaned…if you take the other monkey off it should be fine. size 5?
3 pairs of kids socks and a pair of kids footies
FREE to first responder.
pick up only
The answer to both, of course, is “WRONG!”
Nobody is THAT honest.
So, the daughters are in the 97th percentile for weight? A 14 year old at 5′5 would be 175 pounds. A 7 year old at 4 feet would be 75 pounds. That’s some fat ass kids. I would love to go work/live in a house that is full of slobs, smokers and lots of random animals with two fat, overly intelligent, “sometimes physical” drama queens. Where can I sign up?
Oh and the dad is a perv. Double plus. It makes the nasty socks and slippers below look like rare gems. *gag*
Bonus! I love the title. Yeah…Dad is a broken down old Perv, but this posting is NOT SEXUAL…so much so that it’s the title for their post.
So his children are a mess (overweight and possibly psycho) and dad is a broken down old perv…coincidence? I THINK NOT!
The whole Nanny thing sounds like an episode of “Cops” just waiting to happen.
If I HAVE to choose, I’ll take the monkey flip flops…I think…
On the nanny job the pros outweigh the cons….in numbers, anyway. And those socks are hideous. No sale.
What’s that phone number again? Easy money. All I need to do is threaten the kids with the monkey flipflops and everyone will settle down.
The first one sounds like a job for someone who’s just been discharged from active service. They get the housing, the kids get some discipline, and Pervy Dad is up against the wall at the first wrong move.
And second ad poster, know your audience. Anyone who could look at those flip flops and say, “Oh yeah! Baby’s got a new pair of shoes!” does not have the mental dexterity to find them on Craigslist.
right. lovely. dear ole perv dad. barf.
Maybe they mean the 97% of intelligence, as in my sons case. Which makes them smart psychos. It’s lose lose. I bet you move in and the parents move out!
So they’re lazy slobs but have taken the energy to get approved for Domestic Shelter, Probation, Parole, and Visa. Are they trying to get the most vulnerable and lowest paid people possible, or what? Creeeeeepy.
Whoo-doggy. Where do I sign up?
Perv dad, huh? Don’t they have websites for that?
Suuuuuure, I’m gonna spend a few bucks’ worth of gas to drive somewhere and pick up a bunch of crap that Goodwill would throw most of in the dumpster!
At least they’re honest. Right? RIGHT?!?
The line “get into a new situation” is really ironic to me.
I think the monkey flip flops et al belong to the 97 percentile phat psycho phamily.
Perv dad = hostile kids. Easy job, call DHS after the dad molests the child you brought into the home.
OK, who wants to bet there is a hidden basement cave where the former “not sexual” slave-nannies are being kept in line by the missing flip-flop monkey?
The monkey flips flops nearly made me pee my pants laughing they are so awful! I’d take the nanny job, just making sure I don’t bump into Perv Dad in the nightime.
I think you’d have to worry more about Perv Dad bumping into you…