My life coaching for use of your extra car
November 10th, 2009
I guarantee I can help you turn your life around — I’m a great coach. If you’re wondering what’s happening to your life and wanting to take off in new directions, I can absolutely help you figure things out then focus on building a life of purpose, passion and joy.
In exchange, I’d like to have use of a car, and maybe you have an extra one in the garage that doesn’t get driven much.
We’d be a perfect match.
Email me, we’ll explore the possibilities. Thanks and have a wonderful day!
I think I want a life coach who can afford a car of his own. My last one lived in a van, down by the river. And I didn’t make a lot of progress.
Yeah.. shouldn’t he be wondering where is life is going if he doesn’t have a car? And then to imply that he may even get a customer that has TWO cars! If I was that person I’d be like, ‘I have two cars and you have none. Why am I taking advice from you? No sale.’
OK, a life coach without a car of his own is ironic enough, but what’s with the picture of the bus/subway ad? Was he trying out his new digital camera that he bought because his life took off in a new direction?
Also, I reached the end of INAD today. Eep.
If you email this chap, does it sign you up to a new mobile contract?
Dear sir, I represent the estate of Chris Farley and I demand that you immediately cease and desist this unauthorized reference to his work.
DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
My friends and I still randomly bring up that skit rofl
I miss Farley
He’ll be waiting for you in that free boat.
You kids are probably saying to yourself, “Now, I’m gonna go out, and I’m gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around pull it down and put it in my pocket!” Well, I’m here to tell you that you’re probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you’re not gonna amount to JACK SQUAT!” You’re gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!
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This sounds like the plot of an Owen Wilson movie.
You’re right, it does sound like that exactly. Would y’all excuse me for a moment? I have to run, dash off a quick screenplay, brb.
I know, right?
i dont own a car. but i’m not a life coach. this dude is a major skeeve.
I think by “exploring the possibilities” he means that you may possibly never see your car again. Coach That!