CHILD MANNEQUIN – $60
November 17th, 2009
Found by: Heather B on Bakersfield Craigslist
Selling a CHILD MANNEQUIN. Removable hand and arms.
Are you getting your recommended daily allowance of creepy? Let Little Jimmy help you. His bland, inexpressive smile and eyes will make you keenly aware of the absence of life in him, and send a little shiver down your spine at least a few times a day. Also good for putting a solid scare in you when you wake up in the middle of the night to walk to the bathroom!
You’re never alone with Little Jimmy. Never.
I want to know what’s behind that door. What are you trying to hide Jimmy? Your pot stash! I knew it Jimmy, you’re on the reefer!
Jesus titty fucking christ, that’s creepy!!!
I bet there are lots of people on the registered sex offenders list who would love to have it.
ROFL
Which is exactly why that white stuff on his face disturbs me.
I was thinking this looks a lot like something a pedophile would have.
“Removable Arms and Legs” GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
Is it wearing….lipstick?
not yet, it isn’t…
Thanks for that – the funniest thing I read all day.
I second that.
I want it!
It has that extra-creepy 1950s suburbia feel to it to add to the scare factor.
… and he looks stoned.
He reminded me of the mannequins in the 4th Indie where they’re doing the nuclear testing. Wasn’t that set in the 50s?
I wonder what’s behind the door he’s guarding. Or perhaps I’d rather not know.
Mannequin Timmy guards the door to Mannequin Hell.
Sorry. Jimmy. Mannequin Jimmy. Pretend you laughed anyway.
Nothing wrong with this one. He’s just opened the box that contained the pooping-double-Santa decoration.
Finally one of the creepy kids has turned around!
This reminds of those dolls some company was making back in the 90s, I think, that were based on your child’s measurements and photographs. The doll was absolutely life-like and life-sized. I heard about it during the Jon Benet Ramsey murder investigation. Really creepy.
They are still making them – you too can have a life-size Nun for your home
http://www.artsandcraftsfair.com/Product.aspx?ProductID=12706
It comes with its own restraining order.
Selling a CHILD MANNEQUIN. – Why?
$60 – Why?
Removable hand and arms. – Why?
If it’s really a mannequin that started out in a retail business, I think you can remove the hands for when you put the mannequins’ hands in their pockets for a pose. Maybe? Why you would want to remove both arms, though, I have no idea. But, once it’s this creepy, it doesn’t seem to really matter what you can take off or add to it. It’s reached the zenith of macabre.
Hopefully my sarcasm detector isn’t working, but the arms and hands need to be removable so that you can put easily put clothes on them for display. It would be darn near impossible to put a t-shirt on that mannequin without cutting or tearing the shirt.
Does it come with the clothes?!
What’s pictured plus some stuff from Victoria’s Secret
If had this I’d fix a small electric motor to rotate the head through 360 degrees every 10 minutes or so.
that would up the creep factor.
With a tape recording of chucky-doll type sayings.
Comes with free altar boy outfit.
Well, Clarice – have the lambs stopped screaming?
I just had a flashback to the first time I saw Childs Play.
From the Michael Jackson Estate Sale
Too soon, man. Too soo… aw hell no! Never too soon for something like that!
Am I the only person reminded of “Oh! Mikey”? Apparently I am.
That’s what I thought of too!
When I worked retail, I had to change mannequins like these. The only place that we had enough room to do it was in the bathroom, and I always felt like some creepy child molester trying to dress these things…
In all honesty, if I walked into said restroom while were changing the mannequin I WOULD think you were a child molester. I might stare at you for a minute until I realized what was going on.
The only other time I’ve seen something that scary was walking past a store in Edinburgh and seeing an armless/legless/headless torso hanging from a black strap (you can see what I mean by looking for 12 Hanover Street on Google maps).
the reason i have an extreme phobia of mannequins,this one especially
What’s on his cheek? I’m just sayin’…..
and this is what you find at a bakersfield garage sale, probably standing next to the make your own meth kit!
OMFG, I never thought I would see another one. I lived with a crazy man for a few years that had five mannequins. He is circa 1950 and this man called him Bryson, he also had a ’sister’ mannequin according to this guy named, Perverted Phoebe. *shudders*