Comments on: Male Ostrich http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/11/20/funny-classifieds-male-ostrich/ Free. It's a Four Letter Word. Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:16:14 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: LocaLoba http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/11/20/funny-classifieds-male-ostrich/comment-page-1/#comment-8222 LocaLoba Tue, 29 Dec 2009 02:05:43 +0000 http://itemnotasdescribed.com/?p=3079#comment-8222 I had the same thought I had the same thought

]]> By: Black Ice http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/11/20/funny-classifieds-male-ostrich/comment-page-1/#comment-7357 Black Ice Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:27:08 +0000 http://itemnotasdescribed.com/?p=3079#comment-7357 When I was young I saw some emus when I was out with a friend and her family. They freaked me out so I backed away from the fence. Her little brother (who wasn't all too bright) didn't and got bit. I have known since then how evil these birds are. When I was young I saw some emus when I was out with a friend and her family. They freaked me out so I backed away from the fence. Her little brother (who wasn’t all too bright) didn’t and got bit. I have known since then how evil these birds are.

]]> By: Canaduck http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/11/20/funny-classifieds-male-ostrich/comment-page-1/#comment-7295 Canaduck Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:43:22 +0000 http://itemnotasdescribed.com/?p=3079#comment-7295 Announcing to a bunch of strangers on the internet that you aren't afraid of a hypothetical ostrich because you've got a gun? You must be soooo cool. Announcing to a bunch of strangers on the internet that you aren’t afraid of a hypothetical ostrich because you’ve got a gun? You must be soooo cool.

]]> By: Amy http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/11/20/funny-classifieds-male-ostrich/comment-page-1/#comment-6570 Amy Mon, 30 Nov 2009 04:06:19 +0000 http://itemnotasdescribed.com/?p=3079#comment-6570 To do list: 1) Pick up this: http://houston.craigslist.org/zip/1485695526.html 2) Retrieve pissed off ostrich 3) Put him in my new cage and poke him with a stick To do list:
1) Pick up this: http://houston.craigslist.org/zip/1485695526.html
2) Retrieve pissed off ostrich
3) Put him in my new cage and poke him with a stick

]]> By: scritch http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/11/20/funny-classifieds-male-ostrich/comment-page-1/#comment-6191 scritch Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:27:47 +0000 http://itemnotasdescribed.com/?p=3079#comment-6191 Birds are descendants from dinosaurs. So are alligators. So why does ostrich taste good while alligator does not? My mother taught me that you should never put conditions on gifts. Gifts are gifts. If you are not willing to give up the item completely, you should not give it away. Birds are descendants from dinosaurs. So are alligators. So why does ostrich taste good while alligator does not?

My mother taught me that you should never put conditions on gifts. Gifts are gifts. If you are not willing to give up the item completely, you should not give it away.

]]> By: Anna Rexia http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/11/20/funny-classifieds-male-ostrich/comment-page-1/#comment-6115 Anna Rexia Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:35:18 +0000 http://itemnotasdescribed.com/?p=3079#comment-6115 A moose once bit my sister. A moose once bit my sister.

]]> By: Cypher http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/11/20/funny-classifieds-male-ostrich/comment-page-1/#comment-6107 Cypher Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:00:46 +0000 http://itemnotasdescribed.com/?p=3079#comment-6107 Don't laugh. My sister was once bitten by an emu (a close relative to the ostritch, when it comes to being large and birdlike). I would take it just to beat it to death with a stick. But don't worry about me eating it. Don’t laugh. My sister was once bitten by an emu (a close relative to the ostritch, when it comes to being large and birdlike). I would take it just to beat it to death with a stick.

But don’t worry about me eating it.

]]> By: jeff http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/11/20/funny-classifieds-male-ostrich/comment-page-1/#comment-6105 jeff Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:58:21 +0000 http://itemnotasdescribed.com/?p=3079#comment-6105 I have a gun, not worried. I am shocked this bird didn't end up on some campus, somewhere. I have a gun, not worried.

I am shocked this bird didn’t end up on some campus, somewhere.

]]> By: Wendy D http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/11/20/funny-classifieds-male-ostrich/comment-page-1/#comment-6099 Wendy D Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:04:27 +0000 http://itemnotasdescribed.com/?p=3079#comment-6099 I remember watching an episode of an animal rescue show on Animal Planet and the rescuers, including this one guy who was a specialist in more "exotic" animals, kept going on and on about how dangerous ostriches can be and how they would much rather deal with -anything- else. Giant snakes, geese, sheep, pigs, feral cats -- all better than pissed off ostriches. I remember watching an episode of an animal rescue show on Animal Planet and the rescuers, including this one guy who was a specialist in more “exotic” animals, kept going on and on about how dangerous ostriches can be and how they would much rather deal with -anything- else. Giant snakes, geese, sheep, pigs, feral cats — all better than pissed off ostriches.

]]> By: Pollyjenna http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/11/20/funny-classifieds-male-ostrich/comment-page-1/#comment-6078 Pollyjenna Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:38:32 +0000 http://itemnotasdescribed.com/?p=3079#comment-6078 Ostriches are terrifying, terrifying animals. They're mean to begin with, and birds can be aggressive anyways. Add to that that they run almost 50mph (and can do so for up to half an hour), and I believe you're effed when he gets mad. Ostriches are terrifying, terrifying animals. They’re mean to begin with, and birds can be aggressive anyways. Add to that that they run almost 50mph (and can do so for up to half an hour), and I believe you’re effed when he gets mad.

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