Seven Cake Toppers
November 24th, 2009
Found On: Sacramento Craigslist By: Elaine J
Total of 7. Email if interested
Seven weddings, each one magical in its own way. Especially the one when she was black. After six weddings as a white woman, she decided it was time to “think outside the box.” Didn’t work, but the next one’s gonna take, dammit. This cake will be the last cake.
The bad luck of the past seven marriages can be yours, though. Free.
She may be thinking outside the box but she is still inside the box. Oh well, who said that works every time?
Seven Brothers sold separately…
Two of them are identical. Now putting those together on a cake would be interesting, if only to see people’s reactions.
Those things are sort of “Bride of Chucky” creepy. This is why I’m not married.
Polygamist!
Lesbian Mormons.
This takes the cake.
Judging by the 15 on the pink one and the utter lack of grooms, I’d have to say these are Quinceanera toppers. That time forgot.
For a mormon lesbian wedding?
I keep thinking that all the “grooms” were kept by the — ahem — bride to be used as voodoo dolls….hey, it’s a thought…
If you had just one groom doll then it would be perfect for Mormons. Or, ah, cake isn’t against their religion, is it?
Poor guy can’t seem to keep ‘em or get rid of ‘em.
i wish she’d put ‘mixed races’ or ‘race variety pack’ in the description.