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Red Bull upright beverage holder

December 5th, 2009

INAD - Red Bull

Found by: Llianexsi on Chicago Craigslist

You know those Red Bull beverage holders you see at grocery stores and kwiky-marts? Well, now it can be yours! For free!!

There’s been a Red Bull cooler in the backyard of my building, and the owners left it when they moved. It’s been outside for awhile, and has exterior damage in a couple places (the worst is located on the back, pictured below), but I brought it in a few weeks ago and cleaned it up. It definitely still gives that “Oh, cool, you’ve got a Red Bull container” effect. Has a tube, maybe for draining melted ice? (Also pictured below, the tube pushes back in.)

Perfect for patios, dorm rooms, outdoor barbeques, you name it.

INAD - Red Bull

Oh dear god – the rats have gotten into the Red Bull again. Let’s stay at your parents until they crash. I can’t take them when they have “wings.”

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14 Responses to “Red Bull upright beverage holder”

  1. PosterGrampa says:

    I don’t drink red bull because the only time I want to see wings is when I go to heaven not before.

  2. Seibee says:

    I hate that stuff. It smells like Calpol.

  3. Albert says:

    I wouldn’t worry about rats too much, but cockroaches can go for days on this stuff and that’s just disgusting.

  4. Some Fib says:

    Kinda lame–other than some peeling “skin” I don’t see anything wrong here (well, besides the Red Bull graphics). The college version of myself woulda grabbed this thing in a second.

  5. Rich says:

    That will be perfect right next to my Jagermeister-shaped fridge.

  6. bellefemmeici says:

    My question is, what exactly is the “cool, you got a red bull container” look?

  7. dstluke says:

    Drink enough red bull and you will see wings… among other halucinations.

  8. Rockingfreakapotamus says:

    Guy at work can drink three half litre cans of the stuff and one of those super concentrated shot sized cans

    No effect

  9. Joe Mama says:

    I tasted Red Bull once and didn’t like it, too damn sweet. And frankly, I really don’t need an “energy drink.” If I can’t get my ass moving in the morning, a can of sugar isn’t going to help much.

  10. xjuggernaughtx says:

    If the rats get wings, aren’t they just pidgeons that that point?

    • Deanne says:

      Aww, that’s mean! I’ve heard that saying before. I love pigeons. They’re cute. Come to think of it, I love rats, too. So maybe I’m not the intended audience for that remark.

  11. Shep333 says:

    RedBull gives you…tetanus.

  12. bigrigg says:

    This one wins for best marketing, “It definitely still gives that “Oh, cool, you’ve got a Red Bull container” effect”.
    Obviously this is the missing link to my finally becoming cool!

  13. alex Vigneault says:

    Can i have it please ?

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