Red Bull upright beverage holder

You know those Red Bull beverage holders you see at grocery stores and kwiky-marts? Well, now it can be yours! For free!!
There’s been a Red Bull cooler in the backyard of my building, and the owners left it when they moved. It’s been outside for awhile, and has exterior damage in a couple places (the worst is located on the back, pictured below), but I brought it in a few weeks ago and cleaned it up. It definitely still gives that “Oh, cool, you’ve got a Red Bull container” effect. Has a tube, maybe for draining melted ice? (Also pictured below, the tube pushes back in.)
Perfect for patios, dorm rooms, outdoor barbeques, you name it.
Oh dear god – the rats have gotten into the Red Bull again. Let’s stay at your parents until they crash. I can’t take them when they have “wings.”




I don’t drink red bull because the only time I want to see wings is when I go to heaven not before.
I hate that stuff. It smells like Calpol.
I wouldn’t worry about rats too much, but cockroaches can go for days on this stuff and that’s just disgusting.
Kinda lame–other than some peeling “skin” I don’t see anything wrong here (well, besides the Red Bull graphics). The college version of myself woulda grabbed this thing in a second.
That will be perfect right next to my Jagermeister-shaped fridge.
My question is, what exactly is the “cool, you got a red bull container” look?
Drink enough red bull and you will see wings… among other halucinations.
Guy at work can drink three half litre cans of the stuff and one of those super concentrated shot sized cans
No effect
I tasted Red Bull once and didn’t like it, too damn sweet. And frankly, I really don’t need an “energy drink.” If I can’t get my ass moving in the morning, a can of sugar isn’t going to help much.
If the rats get wings, aren’t they just pidgeons that that point?
Aww, that’s mean! I’ve heard that saying before. I love pigeons. They’re cute. Come to think of it, I love rats, too. So maybe I’m not the intended audience for that remark.
RedBull gives you…tetanus.
This one wins for best marketing, “It definitely still gives that “Oh, cool, you’ve got a Red Bull container” effect”.
Obviously this is the missing link to my finally becoming cool!
Can i have it please ?