Dead “Elmo Live” Doll
December 7th, 2009
My son’s Elmo Live doll stopped talking.
Cold-shoulder Elmo.
We took him apart but were unable to fix him.
Flatline Elmo? No, Humpty Dumpty Elmo sounds better.
With batteries, the pieces still move.
Sounds a little like Zombie Elmo now.
This Elmo is no longer usable as a toy.
Doorstop Elmo.
His fur has been partially removed, he doesn’t talk, etc.
Bury-Me Elmo.
Great for someone who needs spare parts
Franken-Elmo.
or likes playing with robotics/electronics.
To create the Elmo-nator.
“We were unable to fix him” – Steve Austin FAIL Elmo
We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
Six Million Dollar Elmo
Wait, Murphy’s first name is Elmo? Now I’m all confused.
“His fur has been partially removed, he doesn’t talk” -
Pretty boy emo Elmo
Just the thing for someone who wants to make that “special” plushy vibrate uncontrollably.
Now I have an image of someone creating a “special” Elmo that he can have sexual relations with.
Gives a whole new meaning to “Tickle Me Elmo”
Has anyone heard the Tickle Me Elmo joke? About the lady that sews two marbles into Tickle Me Elmo’s crotch because she was told to give him “two test tickles”? I laughed, but that doesn’t mean anything.
Anyway, Dead Elmo sounds like performance art.
Okay, scared now.
This is officially the closest I’ve ever come to wanting an Elmo toy.
Vibrator Elmo?
Night of the undead Elmos! Hee hee hee braaaaaiiiinnnnnssssss!
Diddle me Elmo
Did these people forget what a trashcan is? Throw it in the dumpster, anyone who is crazy enough to take this from you is probably the same type of person who goes dumpster diving for this kind of thing.
Trust me, throw it in the dumpster and it will fall into the right hands.