trailer
December 8th, 2009
old camper whould make a good trailer if some one had the time come with the house i bought don’t wont it tires are flat don’t know the size if you won’t it come get it being a trailer with
Trailer? Trailer?! I just contacted an archaeologist friend of mine, an expert on Pompeii, but also familiar with the pre-colonial history of Maine. I showed him this picture and he informed me it would be professionally negligent to try to identify these ruins. He said they could be the foundation of an ancient shed, or perhaps pieces of a boat left over from when the area was underwater, thousands of years ago.
When I asked if it could be a trailer, he said “I don’t think the Penobscot Indians had trailers.”
I was thinking the same thing. Trailer? Where? All I see is some rusty metal rails and part of a tire. Calling this pile a trailer is a huge stretch.
Has that ever /been/ a trailer?
Text sounds like it belongs at the emails from crazy people website. Or maybe more like typing after downing a gallon of moonshine could prove to be embarrassing.
Sadly, I have seen WAY too many things written like that. I’ve known a few people who still type that way. They are ignorant (one to the point of being utterly stupid, not wanting to learn anything), type with two sausage fingers and are too lazy to use punctuation, so it’s all one big long sentence. It seems to me to be more prevalent with people who didn’t grow up around computers, and joined the digital age really late. Still, it’s no worse than people who type everything in IM or text message format.
Is it upside down maybe? Doesn’t look much like a trailer…
No, no. It’s not a trailer, it’s a camper that has disintegrated so much it now merely resembles a trailer in the sense of “well, it’s moderately flat and could potentially have wheels”.
Oh come on guys – where is your imagination, your get-up-and-go, your vision? Jeez, some people just can’t be bothered with anything that requires a little effort!
I’m loving the use of ‘won’t’ in place of ‘want’.
I can almost hear the accent.
“Momma, you been baaaad!”
Oh and I overlooked this gem: “if you won’t it come get it being a trailer…” Translation being “If you want this trailer, bring a trailer with you.” If I had a trailer in the first place, I wouldn’t want/need that pile of debris. In fact, I don’t have a trailer and don’t want/need that pile of debris.
“Yo, dawg, we heard you like trailers, so we…”
um, WTF?
Maybe he means it’s a movie trailer? If so, the movie has to be “Earthquake”.
What I wonder at is, when he took the pictures and loaded them onto his computer, did he regard them with satisfaction? Like, yeah, these look good. Someone will want this. Because if I were going to put something online to sell or even give away, I would want the object to look attractive.
I went to this guy just to see what was up. When i got there, some guy with a slack-jaw and overalls 7 sizes too big told me he just got the “interwebs” and that they dont get much “teeth-hasin folk” out this way. He promptly asked me if I would be his best friend. I told him I would think about it and that I was going to pass on the “trailer”. At which point he invited me to see his “Skin-drying shed” where other potential best friend candidates went when they tried to leave. I’m typing this at his computer and I dont know when he will be back. Please send help. I dont have much time and i fear the wor…
Just rub the lotion on your skin when he tells you to. And for God’s sake put it back in the basket.
Hahah the blog’s description for this was hilarious.