The City of INAD
I’ve decided I’ve had it with blogging. I can do better. I don’t need readers, I need followers. I’m fairly imaginative, somewhat charismatic, and have a nice, deep voice. I deserve followers. So here’s the plan. I’m going to buy some inexpensive property in San Bernardino County, and I’m going to put what I’ve learned from this blog to work. Then I’m going to get all of these post-natural-disaster mobile homes, and move them to San Berdoo.
You can join me there, if you’re willing to hand over all your savings (min. $10k) and promise your undying fealty. I’m working on the details of your new religion right now. It involves elements of Buddhism and the Toastmasters. I’m not promising anything, but I expect that the Brady Bunch “Hawaiian Vacation” episodes will be among our sacred texts. Tell your family you’re going out for cigarettes.
Here are the components of our compound:
FREE TRAILER YOU MUST MOVE AND PAY ALL COST BUT ITS FREE CONTACT JASON AT #
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FIRST OF ALL——————-WHOEVER IS FLAGGING THIS—–I CONTACTED CL AND THEY SAID ITS IN THE ONLY PLACE IT CAN GO AS A MOVABLE RV——–10X40 MOBILEHOME—ALL INSIDE GOES W/IT—ON 2 AXLES—-AND GOOD TIRES—————THE SPOT WHERE THERE IS MISSING PANELL,IS WHERE THE PORCH WAS:::::::::::
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Found On: Cincinnati Craigslist By: Jojo
This mobile home was damaged in the winds last year and we want it gone. It must be hauled away as one unit. We will not allow removal of plumbing, siding, etc.
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Found On: Anchorage Craigslist
free, no wheels or axels, open on one side
Welcome home.
If you cross your eyes till “inside trailer” images overlap, you can actually see a 3d view of the inside of the trailer!
I remember making images like that with my cellphone. Just take 2 pictures, one 3 inches to the side of the other.
Do you have a beard? Can’t be a commune leader without a beard. A great big bushy one.
Must we kill for you too, master?
Dirty Jobs: mobile home wrecker,
Premiere: Nov. 11, 2008
There are pros who recycle these things. Like disaster clean up. Bunch of bozos think they can just dump their problems on the public.
Not to intervene will your revelations(from the deity of choice) but wouldn’t episodes of Star Trek(original series)be better, more to choose from. Do keep us posted I am sure you can get internet(with supervision of course)from the mental hospital.
The Brady Bunch have secret messages. I know, they tell me things when I listen. Can I be your disciple?
Can we have those dolls as well , the sulking ones and the grannies and the barbies without arms and make sacrifices?
Of course… we sacrifice the dolls. After we get attached to them and give them names.
I call making a necklace out of their decapitated heads!
Cool, I was hoping someone would claim the doll heads. I call dibs on heads of solicitors. Except for Girl Scouts. They have cookies.
i’m finishing my tin foil hat now! sign me up.
Ironically, google Brother Stair or R. G. Stair. He is a cult leader with a beard who has his followers live in trailers on property he owns and makes new followers either sell all their belongings and give him the money or give him everything they own so he can sell it.
And, like any good cult leader, he served time in jail for diddling an underage daughter of one of his followers.
Diddling – now there’s a good, old-fashioned word you don’t hear too often anymore.
Do we worship Oliver “The Jinx” with the bowl haircut? Or Oliver the cave statue that was a friend of Vincent Price’s Professor Whitehead?
Look, I don’t have the whole 10,000 but I really, really want to be part of your cult – do you take food stamps? If I could just sell my double-wide, but I guess CL doesn’t allow that…life is so unfair.
Gotta go get me some cigs…
Will there be donuts at the new members open house? I’m not joining if there aren’t donuts!
For the doughnuts we’ll be needing those collections of sauces in a package!
Yes!! Finally! I’m packing my bags right now! hehe
Oh, the Chairmanity!
Ok, where’s the body? I know that the Son of Sam was hiding in there.