Free small Hamster with Cage
December 21st, 2009

We got my daughter a Hamster and now he just sits in his cage lonely. Needs a home that will play with him. Hes free to a good home and family. His name is Rhino. Free with cage, ball and his bowls.
Not for snake food. Will go to APPROVED HOME ONLY.
With your email please send details on why you would like to adopt him. If you do not I will delete your email. I have to make sure for my daughters sake that he goes to a loving home.
If I were Rhino, I wouldn’t just be lonely, I’d be pretty claustrophobic. In fact, becoming snake food might seem like sweet relief. But maybe he’s a cave hamster, and doesn’t mind living in a drawer.




Part of my job involves selling hamsters, and I have to say that this looks nothing like one.
The breed is called the Tawny Right-Angled Knobback, and it’s a very rare type of hamster…That one’s a beauty! And she’s giving him away for free! Bakersfield, you lucky, lucky city.
I admit I was fooled into thinking this was going to be an amusing correlation between the life of a hamster and an office worker.
This is like those “Where’s Waldo” things only it’s “Where’s Hamster”. Personally, I think little Hammy is already snake food and the family has nothing to show. Therefore they posted the picture of the desk.
Actually, if you’re overtired like me, the desk looks like it’s in a hamster cage. Maybe it’s an industrious hamster?
That’s exactly what I thought.
IT’S A TRAP! THAT’S A DEADLY CHAMELEON HAMSTER! GET OUT BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!
Dang! Who knew hamsters could build things? This is a very crafty little fella….I wonder if this little hamster could build me a shed extension? I am getting that hamster!! (Just in case….ya know!) [lol]
I’m afraid he only builds to his scale.
Dear Hamster Cage Vendor.
I would like to have your hamster for… target practise
Please don’t delete my email
Thanks
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Clearly this is a well educated hamster (only the best for her daughter).
It appears in his studies abroad and higher education, he developed a Consciousness and he’s depressed being a #@#$ Hamster living in a jail cell with a desk with no %!$& on it.
“We got my daughter a Hamster and now he just sits in his cage lonely. Needs a home that will play with him. Hes free to a good home and family. His name is Rhino.”
Next month she’ll be giving away a white puppy named Bolt. Seriously, parents don’t get your kids an animal they won’t take care of.
Hi! My name is Lauren and I am interested. The reason I am interested is because my daughter would really like a hamster and my local pet store does not sell hamsters. Her birthday is in a few weeks and I was wondering if the hamster is still up for adoption! Please contact me!
Thanks,
Lauren
How is a hamster like a writing desk?