Broken Concrete
Found On: Houston Craigslist
By: Preston P
I have a Large pile of Broken Concrete from inside home! Will Help Load!
Look, it’s Christmas Eve, you don’t have any ideas, and the stores are closing early anyway. This is as good as it’s gonna get. Just wrap them up and call them paperweights.
Stephen as-is broken, unwieldy, useless, wtf
i’ll take three.
I’m wondering why the concrete was in his home in the first place. Expanding the basement?
It was an accident involving a particle accelerator and a rubber band. You don’t want to know the details.
You tend to accumulate a lot of weird stuff when you are immortal. He needs to get rid off this stuff before he takes off across the universe to insult every living creature in existance!
Look, this person is obviously in the giving spirit and they want to give the broken concrete away that was left over after a hasty burial in their basement.
I love you.
That was hysterical!
More ‘I can’t be bothered to take this to the tip’, I see.
i have some empty plastic bottles i was gonna put in the recycle, but hey, maybe someone could use em. fill em with water and glitter, and place strategically around your house. a decorating wizard.
paper weights? How about paint some faces on them and give away as Pet Rocks.
Now hold on here…..with a little imagination, some paint and brushes, and time, you could paint them all to resemble fruitcakes and send ‘em as Christmas presents. I mean, who’s gonna know the difference?
wait…is that a femur I see there? no okay, just strategically thrown concrete….whew!
Golly some broken concrete sure would be neat!!! I hope that someone took a pic of this by the side of the road and put it online as a joke.
Perhaps I’m a bit late to the party, but there actually is a use for broken concrete at Christmas time: get a nice big box, fill it with broken concrete (or other heavy but nigh worthless material) and packing peanuts, then put cash on top and seal it up (gift cards work too). Pro tip: make sure they open it from the wrong end; nothing puts kids in the Christmas spirit like a box of rocks (many years ago, I received cash in just this form, and was kinda baffled since I wound up opening it from the end that didn’t have the cash).