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Christmas Elvis

December 25th, 2009

Funny-Classifieds-FreeElvis
Found On: Los Angeles Craigslist

Christmas Dancing Elvis. SIngs Blue Christmas and dances

Thankya verruh much, ladies and gentleman. Have a Merruh Christmus. Please don’t put me back in the box o’ decorations tomorruh mornin’. Please?

Stephen classy , , , ,

10 Responses to “Christmas Elvis”

  1. dstluke says:

    This is for all those people who worship Elvis. That wasn’t Jesus in the manger, it was Elvis.

  2. Seibee says:

    Elvis lives!

  3. jg says:

    I think it would have been more realistic-looking if Elvis were fat, and sitting on the toilet.

  4. ladyelyn says:

    hmmm….Elvis HASN’T left the building…yet….

  5. TheUndertow says:

    Based on the number of down arrows, I’d say that someone from this site probably picked that XMas Elvis up!

  6. Anna Rexia says:

    Little is known about the now very rare and hard to find collectible After-Christmas Dancing Elvis that sings, “I’m in debt (UHH UHH) I’m all messed up.”

  7. Johnny says:

    Wow! No Elvis fans here! Personally I like his rendition of the Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock.

  8. Lady says:

    The sad thing is, I know someone who would love this and part of me wishes I could get it for them.

  9. Going Postal says:

    Walgreens Drug Store. I bought this (or one very similar) there for a Christmas ornament exchange. Okay, it was last year but Elvis is timeless is he not? This year it was the leg lamp in the “Frag-gee-lay” box.

  10. Eyeglasses says:

    You really bought this?? They sell them at Walgreens? I want one… just not for Christmas.

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