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Backhoe

December 26th, 2009

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Found On: Honolulu Craigslist

Across from Haiku Cannery, Bring muscle and trailer

Struggling to free itself from the tar pit, the mammoth found itself sucked further into the muck. Millenia later, its well-preserved remains are discovered. Bring muscle and trailer. And museum curator.

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8 Responses to “Backhoe”

  1. Luka says:

    Ad should say whether greenery is included in the offer or not. Because I’d hate to show up with my muscle and trailer and be told I can’t have the greenery.

  2. Meduseld says:

    I think it would take more than muscle to get that moving again. A winch and several gallons of WD-40, for starters.

  3. dstluke says:

    Is a back ho anything like a front ho?

  4. Joshua Norton says:

    I didn’t know Haiku came in cans.

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  5. Seibee says:

    ‘Bring muscle and trailer’ implies that the digger doesn’t actually work. And the point would be?

  6. Canada says:

    ” ‘Bring muscle and trailer’ implies that the digger doesn’t actually work. And the point would be? ”

    Use it for parts. Frequently I see these vehicle type-things that don’t work, I don’t see what’s so weird about them…I’m sure there are parts someone can use. Even scrap value would be more than the cost of moving it. If the digger worked, I don’t think they’d give it away…
    Just because something won’t work doesn’t mean it isn’t useful.

  7. fahsky says:

    Ha, that’s nothing compared to some of the free listings here in Hawaii. The jungle eats EVERYTHING if you don’t keep on top of it; including cars, even houses.

  8. DW says:

    Forgotten digger
    If you value your life sir
    Please look somewhere else

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