Found On: Bay Area
“The cushions need to be sewn in a few spots (on the seams) and it isn’t in new or excellent condition (hence it is free) but it sure beats the hard floor!”
Fine, fair enough. Two pieces of furniture not worth the effort of selling, but not ready for the trash. Exactly what the Free Stuff section is good for.
But what is up with that living room? I hope to god that this person is getting some livelier furniture. Because right now all they need is a fishbowl full of free condoms and they’d have the waiting room at Planned Parenthood.
Stephen as-is as-is, boring, disturbing, dull
Found On: Bay Area
“The rocking chair and settee are very very old.”
Very, very old. Like, Civil War old. In fact, I’m pretty sure this furniture fought in the Civil War. I don’t know where that hole could have come from other than the Battle of Gettysburg.
Jessica as-is Add new tag, broken, furniture, useless, wrecked
Found On: Houston Craigslist
By: Preston P
I have a Large pile of Broken Concrete from inside home! Will Help Load!
Look, it’s Christmas Eve, you don’t have any ideas, and the stores are closing early anyway. This is as good as it’s gonna get. Just wrap them up and call them paperweights.
Stephen as-is broken, unwieldy, useless, wtf
Found by: Chris on Joplin Craigslist
free time machine! may or may not work…
you pick up
It will take you to a grim future, in which you are burdened by rusty, inefficient appliances.
Unless you use it to go back in time, to before your fateful decision (“hey, I could use a beer fridge!”) was made. Good luck, McFly.
Stephen as-is dilapidated, rusty, suggested uses
Found by: Britton on Bellingham Craigslist
Hello we just built this pallet built wood shed just this summer and are moving due to land lord selling the home. So if you have a way of getting this wood shed and need one, its yours if not you could have the pallets to keep warm in your fire place. Please email and Ill give u the info to get here. Also theres other things like a leather black and gold looking bar, a desk several things we have but do not need. Thanks
“Jesse, you’re finally getting your own bedroom. Not quite watertight, but it don’t rain most days. Don’t forget yer bed, and your stuffed animal. If it gets cold, here’s some matches, just light the south wall. Yeah, the one facing away from the house.”
Stephen as-is . . . of the damned, suggested uses, unsafe
Found On: Seattle Craigslist
I have an older Champion Motorhome, I think it’s around a ‘72. It needs some TLC, would make a great storage/camping unit at your river property or favorite hunting spot. You tow it, you can have it!
Hi, I’m your ride to the City of INAD. The seats are all waterlogged, so I think you’ll want to stand; hold on tight. And watch where you put your hands, there seems to be a feral cat problem. Fred got bit and he’s been acting a little strange since El Paso.
Stephen as-is creepy, dirty, disturbing, manual labor, old, ugly
It’s a bumper crop of hazardous waste disposal “freebies.” I thought these were bad, but this “tanker trailer” has the added bonus of being completely unwieldy.
Found by: Matt on Boston Craigslist
Tanker trailer
Tanker is full of asphalt
Found by: Alex on Cincinnati Craigslist
I NEED THESE GONE ASAP BRING A TRAILER AND SOME HELP THEY EXTREMELY HEAVY HAVE AN ASPHALT SEALER IN THEM KEROSENE WILL CLEAN THEM OUT GOOD I HAVE 2 THIS SIZE AND A SMALLER ROUND ONE NEED GONE AGAIN ASAP EMAIL FOR ADDRESS HAVE PICS OF THE OTHER ONES BUT WONT LOAD ON CRAIGSLIST
Mmmm, caked with carcinogens. We can’t be far from the day someone advertises “free fill from Superfund site. That’s right, the government thinks this dirt is ‘super’! Come on down and take all you want!”
Stephen as-is unsafe, unwieldy
Found by: Bailee on Maine Craigslist
old camper whould make a good trailer if some one had the time come with the house i bought don’t wont it tires are flat don’t know the size if you won’t it come get it being a trailer with
Trailer? Trailer?! I just contacted an archaeologist friend of mine, an expert on Pompeii, but also familiar with the pre-colonial history of Maine. I showed him this picture and he informed me it would be professionally negligent to try to identify these ruins. He said they could be the foundation of an ancient shed, or perhaps pieces of a boat left over from when the area was underwater, thousands of years ago.
When I asked if it could be a trailer, he said “I don’t think the Penobscot Indians had trailers.”
Stephen as-is trailer, wrecked
Found by: Llianexsi on Chicago Craigslist
You know those Red Bull beverage holders you see at grocery stores and kwiky-marts? Well, now it can be yours! For free!!
There’s been a Red Bull cooler in the backyard of my building, and the owners left it when they moved. It’s been outside for awhile, and has exterior damage in a couple places (the worst is located on the back, pictured below), but I brought it in a few weeks ago and cleaned it up. It definitely still gives that “Oh, cool, you’ve got a Red Bull container” effect. Has a tube, maybe for draining melted ice? (Also pictured below, the tube pushes back in.)
Perfect for patios, dorm rooms, outdoor barbeques, you name it.
Oh dear god – the rats have gotten into the Red Bull again. Let’s stay at your parents until they crash. I can’t take them when they have “wings.”
Stephen as-is broken, depressing, unsanitary
Found by: Mel on Philadelphia Craigslist
When standing straight it’s 5 feet tall. Needs some soil & TLC. Pot not included.
For your live recreation of “A Charlie Brown Christmas.” But I’m not sure it comes with an inspirational ending.
Or maybe you’d prefer to use these ones:
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Stephen as-is . . . of the damned, depressing, plant life
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